Letters

For The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass on the Nintendo DS.

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Where the game puts the name you picked, these pages show Link.

To: Link If you're getting this, I guess that my new postman is working out...so far. So I'd like to make an unusual request. He's as good as a new hire gets! He's as diligent and efficient as they come! I've got no complaints. I want to keep it that way. So be nice to the Postman. He really is a good kid. From: The Postmaster
Silver Membership Notice! Thank you for continuing to support my stores. (Hi, it's me! Beedle!) Your recent purchase now puts your points at 20. (Yay for you!) Thus, your membership has been upgraded to Silver. (Yay again!) As thanks, please find attached a Freebie Card. (Oooooh, free!) Use it at any of my stores. -Beedle (Bye!)-
Gold Membership Notice! Thank you for continuing to support my stores. (Hi, me again! Beedle!) Your recent purchase now puts your points at 50. (Whoopity-doo!) Thus, your membership has been upgraded to Gold. (Whoopity-doo, too!) Please find attached a Compliment Card. (Oooh, free as can be!) Use it at any of my stores. -Beedle (Bye now!)-
Platinum Membership Notice! Thank you for continuing to support my stores. (Hi, still me! Beedle!) Your recent purchase now puts your points at 100. (Wowie-wow!) Thus, your membership has been upgraded to Platinum. (Wowie-wow-wow!) Please find attached a Complimentary Card. (Ooh, freebie number three!) Use it at any of my stores. -Beedle (Bye!)-
VIP Membership Notice! Thank you for continuing to support my stores. (Always me! Beedle!) Your recent purchase now puts your points at 200. (Whee-deelie!) Thus, your membership has been upgraded to VIP. (Whee-deelie-VIP!) As a thank you, I'm going to put my true feelings to the page... THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANKS! THANKS! THANKS A BUNCH! Looking forward to seeing you again! -Beedle (bye-bye!)-
Good tidings to you, Link. Thank you for your recent help. Try as I might to express my gratitude in words, I cannot do it justice. If there is anything that I can do in return, please stop by the Isle of Ember. I know that someone of my modest means might have little to offer. But I believe that I can at least show you the way should you become lost. Sincerely, Astrid
To my baby sister, Joanne! Many years have passed since we've seen each other. Are you well? I'm sure that you've endured heartache at the hands of some awful man. Oh, don't worry about me. I'm fine. As you can tell, I'm just as feisty as ever. You're the only sister I have in this world. We really should catch up. But... I have to ask... Are you...um, you know... Do you still have that weird mermaid costume obsession? I think it's fine to dress up as a mermaid and have a little fun now and then. But don't wind up in some old fisherman's net, OK? Your sis, The She-Pirate, Jolene
Have you found yourself on the path of wayfaring, Link? Don't fret if you haven't. You may already be on the way and not know it! Yes, finding your way isn't like discovering a pebble lodged between your toes. No, a true wayfarer can travel the whole world and never find just one way! But I did want to give you something unusual that I've found on my own travels. May it serve as a reminder that you can find anything if you give it enough time! Sincerely yours, the Old Wayfarer!
Greetings, Link. No doubt you were waiting for a note from me, the Master of Diversions. So come by again. I mean, if you want. Play a game or two. What? Got better things to do? I'll be waiting. Where else am I going to go? I'll be the guy staring at the sea, bored out of my mind. Sincerely yours, Salvatore
You guy! Link! It's me! Aroo, the Anouki! You really took care of me the other day! I gotta say, I was touched. Thanks to you, I got my life back. Literally! My world would have stopped if you hadn't done what you did! I'm sending a small token of my appreciation. I found it at the dump, but maybe you can use it! -(The REAL) Aroo-
My brother, Goro-Link! How are you doing? I have decided to work part-time on a Southeastern Sea isle. Stop by if you are in the area, Brother! I will be the one rolled up in a ball and making a spectacle of myself! P.S. Enjoy the gift! Your brother, Gongoron
Boy clad in green, I was deeply impressed by your immense strength! I present you with a treasure from my kingdom. I hope it serves you well. His Majesty, King Mutoh
Dear, Link! Thanks for delivering that letter to me! It was so nice to hear from my sister. I haven't run into Jolene yet, but that's OK. It's just good to know we've always got that sister connection! We'll run into each other eventually. It's inevitable, considering our taste in hobbies is the same! We're both just obsessed with dressing up in costumes! My sister just prefers her silk pirate clothes to her mermaid constume. Teehee! Maybe I should have kept that bit of info in my diary. Take this gift! It's just a little something to show my appreciation! Your favorite pretend mermaid, -Joanne-
From: Linebeck To: Link OK, this is weird. Why am I writing to you when we're together all the time? But just give me a moment to remember why I was writing you... Oh! So I'm writing because, well, I'm grateful, all right? Happy now?! Thanks, OK? There, I've said it... Well, this is awkward. What next? How about...thanks for working like a dog for me, you treasure...dog! See?! That's something you just can't say to a guy's face, you know?! One more thing, a gift to show my thanks. Keep it to yourself! Or else!
Congratulations! You WON the drawing! Thanks for entering! Here's your prize! -the Drawing Commission-
Congratulations! You DIDN'T win the drawing! Too bad. Really! Don't get all upset over something so trivial! You lost. That's all. It's only a drawing. Not a big deal. I mean, what's a big deal REALLY? How about life? Big deal...or not? How about pestering you about big deals? Big deal...or not? Well, we've dragged this on far too long, haven't we? Thanks for entering. Enjoy this loser prize. -the Drawing Commission-
Little boy in green! So you got me, and got me good! Humiliation burns hot in my pirate blood! And so, my mind is haunted with this one, searing word... REVENGE! Yes! I demand a rematch to see who's truly the strongest on the sea! I've sharpened my skills since last we clashed. I am unbeatable! All will fall beneath my blade. Oh, yes. Somewhere on these vast seas our paths will cross again. If you have any honor at all, you will meet me in battle one last time! The mighty She-Pirate, Jolene
To Link! We've heard that you've acquired more than four Big Plays in Battle Mode. The Friends of Battle Mode have prepared a gift in honor of this occasion. It's waiting for you at Eddo's Garage on Cannon Island. Stop by his shop if you're in the neighborhood. From the Chairman of the Friends of Battle Mode -Chairman Fuzo-
To Link! Congratulations on setting the Big Play record! We have another gift for you! Go to Eddo's Garage on Cannon Island! From the Chairman of the Friends of Battle Mode -Chairman Fuzo-
Hello, my friend! How are you? I've recently found my way to an exciting new calling! But I can't find the right words to explain it in a letter. So the next time you have a chance, stop by! You won't regret it! And here's a grand-opening gift for you. Hang on to it! -Romanos-
Hey you, Link! I've got some very big news. Big, big news. See, I've been working on a Salvage Arm for a long time, but now it's ready! This gorgeous piece of machinery lets ships pull up treasure from the seafloor! I'm gonna sell this thing to the first one who gets here. Ready, set...sail! Who's gonna be the lucky customer to claim it? -Eddo-
Hey, Link! Thanks for buying the Salvage Arm! As an added bonus, I'm sending you this gift! Seriously, take it! It's all yours! -Eddo-
Link! Link! I heard that you rescued Tetra from the Ghost Ship! Congratulations! Well done! Ha, ha! Amazing, really... Say, did you leave something important on the ship? Maybe a Heart Container? We grabbed it for you, so please take it. We're closely watching your epic adventure, Oh scatterbrained one... From very high in the sky!
Hey! Nice to meetcha! And not like I don't want to greetcha, but I'm here to deliver your mail... Not talk your ear off! Yep, the Postman lives for special dee-livery! And your name is... Got it right here... Er, isn't it Link? I'm sure I'll be carrying special deliveries for ya at some point! So...I'd appreciate it if you didn't, ya know, shoot me with a slingshot. Thanks for understanding! I may also need ya to sign for deliveries. Thanks! On that note, see ya 'round the sea, sir!
Special dee-livery! Watch out! Incoming!
...And that's all it says. Bit disturbing, wasn't it?! Were you just challenged to a duel?! Get that often? Whoa! First threatening letter I've seen! OK, sign here, sir! Hopefully she doesn't defeatcha!
Wooo! Thanks much! You made my day, sir! I'm walking on air!
...And that's it. Wow, kinda embarrassing! Not like I wrote it, but it was odd to read out loud! Anyway, sign here, will ya?
...And that's that. Er, sorta embarrassing! But I swear that I didn't write it! Sign for it, would ya?
Good! That wraps it up! See ya later!
...And that's the end of it. Got all that, sir? Then I'm outta here!
...So it says. Er, seems like that wasn't for you after all, Link. Uh... Well, chalk it up to fate! Uh, do me a favor? Deliver that to Joanne, would ya?
Good way for people to meet and greetcha! OK, I'm off!
...... Hmm? That's it? That's weird. It said you won something, but there's nothing inside! Well, whaddya gonna do... Did my deal, so I guess I'll be on my way!
...So it says. Something's attached! Want it? YesNope
Hey, it's a Heart Container! You do want this, right? YesNope
Don't know who this letter's from...but good for you! OK, see ya 'round the sea, sir!
Hrumph! Well, if you insist, sir! OK, see ya 'round the sea, sir!
This is a letter from the Postmaster to you, Link! Ahem! Here's what it says...
This is a letter from Beedle! Ahem! Here goes...
This is a letter from Astrid! Ahem! Oooh, I can't wait...
This is a letter from Jolene! Ahem! Should be juicy...
This is a letter from the Old Wayfarer! Ahem! Here we go...
This is a letter from Salvatore! Ahem! Here's what he says...
This is a letter from Aroo of the Anouki! Ahem! Here's the scoop...
Now this is a letter from Gongoron of the Gorons! Ahem! Listen up...
This is a letter from King Mutoh! Ahem! Brace yourself...
This is a letter from Joanne the Mermaid! Ahem! Should be saucy...
This is a letter from... Linebeck?! Ahem! Here goes...
This is a letter for you, Link! Looks like you've won a prize! Good for you! Here's what it says...
This is a letter from Jolene! Ahem! Should be a good one...
This is a letter from Fuzo of Cannon Island! Ahem! Here's what he says...
This is a letter from Romanos of Molida Island! Ahem! Here's what he says...
This is a letter from Eddo of Cannon Island! Ahem! Ready for this?
It's yours, Link, but there's no return address. Who's it from?! Guess we don't know. But, ahem! Here's what it says...
Gooood day to you! What do you have for delivery?
Want to send a postcard? YesNope
Accepted. Thanks! And thank you for supporting your fine postal system!
We look forward to serving you again!
If there's something you want, tap it!
So that's 10 bombs, yes? That'll be … Rupees!
That's the quiver! You'll be able to carry more arrows. That'll be … Rupees!
That's a Heart Container! It will increase your life by 1! That'll be … Rupees!
So, 10 Bombchus for you? That'll be … Rupees!
So you're interested in the … ship part? That'll be … Rupees!
So that's 10 arrows? It comes to … Rupees! What a deal!
You want the bomb bag? You'll be able to hold more bombs! That's … Rupees!
The Bombchu bag lets you carry more Bombchus. That'll be … Rupees!
This rare treasure is a …! Does … Rupees sound fair?
Nice choice... Not sure what it is, but look at the color! For you, … Rupees!
That's a wooden shield! It protects you from light attacks! Just … Rupees!
Ahh, a red potion! Drink it to restore six hearts. It's yours for … Rupees!
A purple potion fills eight hearts automatically if you fall. Just … Rupees!
That's a yellow potion! Drink it to instantly restore all hearts! Just … Rupees!
Thank you very much! Can I get you anything else?
Thanks for stopping by!
Errm... Sorry, you don't have enough money. Come by when you have enough.
Wait, you don't have a bow? I can't sell arrows to people without bows!
Oh! You don't have a bomb bag? I can't sell bombs to people without bags!
I can't sell you Bombchus if you don't have a Bombchu bag. Sorry!
Oh dear, you can't hold any more... Come back when you've used them up!
Sorry, we're out of stock! I'll display new items there as they come in.