Simon's Simulations

For The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap on Game Boy Advance (GBA).

For 10 Rupees Simon puts Link to sleep, and in the dream he fights waves of monsters. Each try picks one fight at random, and beating every wave of it wins a prize. The first win always gives a Piece of Heart instead. The further Link is in the story, the harder the fights that can come up.

Where	Hyrule Town
Run by	Simon
One try	10 Rupees
First win	Pieces of Heart

Fights

Fight 1
Wave 1 Beetle × 6, Leever × 6, Keaton × 5
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 12 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 20 in 32
Fight 2
Wave 1 Keaton × 4, Spear Moblin × 4, Peahat × 5
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 12 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 20 in 32
Fight 3
Wave 1 Like Like × 8, Tektite × 8, Spiked Beetle × 4
Wave 2 Rupee Like × 8, Peahat × 5, Moldorm × 3
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 4 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 22 in 32
50 Mysterious Shells: 1 in 32
50 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Blue Kinstones): 4 in 32
Fight 4
Wave 1 Sluggula × 8, Pesto × 8
Wave 2 Mulldozer × 8, Scissors Beetle × 4
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 4 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 22 in 32
50 Mysterious Shells: 1 in 32
50 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Blue Kinstones): 4 in 32
Fight 5
Wave 1 Rope × 8, Spiked Beetle × 4, Helmasaur × 5
Wave 2 Stalfos × 8, Bob-omb × 4, Spiny Chuchu × 4
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 3 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 17 in 32
50 Mysterious Shells: 2 in 32
50 Rupees: 2 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Blue Kinstones): 5 in 32
100 Mysterious Shells: 1 in 32
100 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Red Kinstones): 1 in 32
Fight 6
Wave 1 Ghini × 4, Keese × 4, Wizzrobe × 4
Wave 2 Ice Wizzrobe × 3, Spear Moblin × 5, Fire Wizzrobe × 2
Prize, out of 32 wins
20 Rupees: 3 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 17 in 32
50 Mysterious Shells: 2 in 32
50 Rupees: 2 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Blue Kinstones): 5 in 32
100 Mysterious Shells: 1 in 32
100 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Red Kinstones): 1 in 32
Fight 7
Wave 1 Gibdo × 6, Lakitu × 4, Ball & Chain Soldier × 2
Wave 2 Dark Nut × 2, Ghini × 6, Fire Wizzrobe × 3
Prize, out of 32 wins
Kinstone Piece (Green Kinstones): 7 in 32
50 Mysterious Shells: 2 in 32
50 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Blue Kinstones): 4 in 32
100 Mysterious Shells: 1 in 32
100 Rupees: 1 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Red Kinstones): 16 in 32
Fight 8
Wave 1 Dark Nut × 3, Wizzrobe × 6
Wave 2 Dark Nut × 3, Fire Wizzrobe × 6
Wave 3 Dark Nut × 4
Prize, out of 32 wins
100 Mysterious Shells: 3 in 32
100 Rupees: 3 in 32
Kinstone Piece (Red Kinstones): 10 in 32
200 Rupees: 16 in 32

Fights by story progress

Each try draws one of 32 slots. How many slots each fight has at each point in the story:

From the start
Fight 1: 16 in 32
Fight 2: 16 in 32
Later still, before the Palace of Winds
Fight 1: 8 in 32
Fight 2: 8 in 32
Fight 3: 8 in 32
Fight 4: 8 in 32
After the Palace of Winds
Fight 1: 4 in 32
Fight 2: 4 in 32
Fight 3: 4 in 32
Fight 4: 4 in 32
Fight 5: 8 in 32
Fight 6: 8 in 32
After the game is beaten
Fight 1: 3 in 32
Fight 2: 3 in 32
Fight 3: 3 in 32
Fight 4: 3 in 32
Fight 5: 8 in 32
Fight 6: 8 in 32
Fight 7: 2 in 32
Fight 8: 2 in 32

What he says

Ho ho! Here we are! You've come to the
fabulous Simon's Simulations!
Would you like to hear about us?

Ho ho! Well certainly!
Now how shall I put this...
"We offer you the chance to be
the hero you dream of becoming!"
We allow you to fight grand monsters
without any danger!
This is our unique service!
Now...
I can't say this too loudly, but...

If you dispatch a monster skillfully
enough, you might get something nice.
Now, even though this is only a
simulation...
It is still not for the faint of heart!

If you should die in this simulation,
why then... Well, I don't know!
It's never happened!!

It's 10 Rupees for one try! Interested?

I see... So you're going then...
Well, lemme get her fired up here...
Now, you're getting veeeery sleeepy...
Sooo veery sleeeepy...
Ho...
Hee...
Ho...

Howza!!

How was it? Did you enjoy the ride?

Please come back and try it
again anytime!
We're always open! Selling dreams to
John Q. Public! Yessir!