Simon

Ho ho! Here we are! You've come to the
fabulous Simon's Simulations!
Would you like to hear about us?

Ho ho! Well certainly!
Now how shall I put this...
"We offer you the chance to be
the hero you dream of becoming!"
We allow you to fight grand monsters
without any danger!
This is our unique service!
Now...
I can't say this too loudly, but...

If you dispatch a monster skillfully
enough, you might get something nice.
Now, even though this is only a
simulation...
It is still not for the faint of heart!

If you should die in this simulation,
why then... Well, I don't know!
It's never happened!!

It's 10 Rupees for one try! Interested?

I see. Well, then how about some
pickles? They're homemade!

Ho hee ho...
Huh? Hey!! Did I miscount or something?
Nope! You just don't have enough
Rupees!
You mean to tell me you don't even
have 10 stinkin' Rupees?
No way! That's hilarious!

I see... So you're going then...
Well, lemme get her fired up here...
Now, you're getting veeeery sleeepy...
Sooo veery sleeeepy...
Ho...
Hee...
Ho...

Howza!!

How was it? Did you enjoy the ride?

Please come back and try it
again anytime!
We're always open! Selling dreams to
John Q. Public! Yessir!

I love my dad!