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Keaton, Bank Teller, and Shooting Gallery Owner

126 message boxes from Majora's Mask N64, in the order the game keeps them.

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West Clock Town

Shooting Gallery Owner

Our highest score is #.

Well, good luck!

You hit #, did ya? Oh, that's too bad...

So? You can't stop, can ya? You can play as often as you'd like as long as you have enough Rupees.

So, you hit #, did ya? Too bad...

Frustrating, ain't it? Wanna try again?

Huh? No way! That was perfect!

Well, here ya go!

That was perfect!!!

Well, here ya go!

Well look at that! You hit #! That's a new record! Well, here ya go!

This may be our last day in business, and you shot pretty well...

Bank Teller

Hey there, little guy! Won't you deposit some Rupees?

Nowadays, even if people have money, they don't deposit any. Nothing! Nothing!!!

So, for a limited time, I'll give you a special gift based on how much you deposit.

For example, if you deposit 200 Rupees, you'll get an item that holds a lot of Rupees.

...So, what'll it be?

Deposit Rupees
Don't deposit Rupees

All right!

So...

How much? How much? # Set the amount with Control Stick and press A to decide.

Don't say that! C'mon...Trust me!

...Well, if you change your mind, come back and make a deposit!

Really? Are you really depositing #?
Yes
No

That's it? That ain't nothing at all, big spender! ...But if you say so!

Seriously? That's a lot! A lot! A lot!!!

Whaaat?!? You're really gonna give me that much? You're one rich little guy!

Is that so? Think about it, little guy!

Zero Rupees? Oh, that's a cruel joke!

Hmm...You play mean jokes, little guy! You haven't even got a single Rupee!

Come back and deposit some after you save up a bunch!

Heyyy! You don't have that much! You shouldn't lie to people! And you can take that to the bank, mister!

All right, little guy, now I've got a total of # from you!

What's this? You've already saved up 200 Rupees!?!

Well, little guy, here's your special gift. Take it!

What's this? You've already saved up 1000 Rupees!?!

Well, little guy, here's your special gift. Take it!

What's this? You've already saved up 5000 Rupees?!

Well, little guy, I can't take any more deposits. Sorry, but this is all I can give you.

...Hang on there, little guy. I can't take any more deposits. Sorry...

Excuuuse me! But I can't take anymore deposits!

Sheesh, little guy! You're young, but you sure are serious about saving! I'm impressed!

Come back and deposit some after you save up a bunch!

So, little guy, what's your name?

Hmm... Link is it?

Got it...I won't forget your deposits. Let me stamp you with my special ink.

Hey, relax! It doesn't leave any marks, and it's not gonna hurt.

There! Now I'll know you when I see you!

What's this? You need somethin'?

What's this? You need somethin' on a day like this?

You haven't evacuated yet? You're amazing, little guy!

Deposit Rupees
Withdraw Rupees
Nothing really

Excuse me, but let me take a look at you...

Ah, yes...Link. If I remember, you're the little guy who deposited #.

So...

Ah, yes...Link, right? If I remember, you're the little guy who deposited #.

Look, little guy, if it's 'cause of the bad rumors going around, forget it! They're just rumors!

How much do you want? # Set the amount with Control Stick and press A to decide.

Zero Rupees?!? That's a cruel joke!

Is that so? Come back and deposit some after saving up a bunch!

Are you really withdrawing #?
Yes
No

What's this? It's a waste to take out such a tiny bit! ...But if you say so!

Use it wisely...

Aw, you're taking out all that? If you spend it like that, it'll all be gone before you know it!

What's this? Look, little guy, you can't hold this many rupees! You got that?

...You haven't deposited that many Rupees, so that much isn't available for withdrawal. Do the math! What are trying to do?

...You know, at this time of day there's a 4 Rupee service charge on withdrawals!

Look, little guy, all the Rupees you deposited are gone, so you can't use that stamp anymore.

Well, are you gonna make a deposit?

See! Doesn't it hold more than your old one? Fill it up and bring it all in to deposit!

That's what they call interest!

Is that so? Think it over, little guy!

So what are you gonna do?

Is that so? Think it over, little guy!

So what are you gonna do?

Your deposits total #.

Keaton

Hee-hee-ho! Hello, child. If you are attempting to fool me, it is impossible.

We Keatons can recognize our own by the sheen of our tails.

But you're a good child... Let me put you to a test.

Hee-hee-ho! Your training is insufficient! Come back and try again, child!

Hee-hee-ho! Good! Very good! Take this prize!

Let us meet again, child! Hee-hee-ho!