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Business Scrubs and Scarecrow

87 message boxes from Majora's Mask N64, in the order the game keeps them.

Where you hear these lines

Business Scrubs

I'll give you my Biggest Bomb Bag, regularly priced at 1000 Rupees...

In return, you'll give me your Big Bomb Bag and just 200 Rupees!

What? But you already have the Biggest Bomb Bag!

If you don't have a Big Bomb Bag, I have to sell it for 1000 Rupees.

Too bad. You don't have enough Rupees!

Oh, too bad. Come again!

Thanks to you, I was able to come back home and do business. I am really happy!

I'll give you my Biggest Bomb Bag, regularly priced at 1000 Rupees, for your Big Bomb Bag and just 200 Rupees!

Thanks for stopping by! Oh! You're from the mountains.

I'm selling Green Potions, but I'm focusing my marketing efforts on Zoras.

Actually, I'd like to do business someplace where it's cooler and the air is clean.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Town Title Deed. The air's not very good in cities.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Swamp Title Deed. I'm not going back home, yet.

So sorry. I've been talking away. I'm sure this heat is making it hard to concentrate.

Oh, that's a Mountain Title Deed! Thank you!

Yahoo!

I'm off to the resort! The mountains are calling me!

Thanks for stopping by! I am doing business with a focus on Zoras!

Sorry, but if you're not a Zora, I can't do business with you. It's a regulation of the Business Scrub Association.

There's nothing I can do...

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business with a focus on Zoras. That makes you a potential customer.

Is this your room?

I'm awfully sensitive to the sea breeze, so I'm sorry, but I'd like you to rent this room to me.

...But, my, this is a messy room! Did something happen in here? Well, I really can't do anything about it...

I'll sell you a Green Potion for 40 Rupees!

You get the potion only! If you don't have an empty bottle, I can't sell it to you.

Ah, you're the one who gave me the title deed!

...Thanks to you, I'm doing business on a mountain so cold I could die! ...What a swindle.

Even if it's just out of pure stubbornness, I'm going to keep the shop going...

Brrrrrr...Welcome. P-please buy something. G-G-Geeesh...It's...c-cold...

I'll s-sell you one Green P-Potion for 40 Rupees.

D-Do you need one?

Yes
No

You don't?!? Y-You know, it's c-c-cold... D-Don't t-t-talk to me until you w-want one.

Th-th-thanks... Brrrrrrrrr...

Thanks for stopping by! You're from the ocean, aren't you?

I'm here to sell Blue Potion.

Actually, I want to do business in the sea breeze while listening to the sound of the waves.

That's a..!

...Oh, that's a Town Title Deed.

The town is too loud to hear the sound of waves.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Swamp Title Deed. Big waves don't reach the swamp.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Mountain Title Deed.

Sea breezes don't blow on tall mountains.

So sorry. I guess I've just been talking about a dream of mine... Don't mind me...

Oh! If that isn't an Ocean Title Deed. Let me have that!

Please. If I have that, my dreams will come true!

I'm not asking for it for free. I'll give you this!

Oh, yeeeeah! The nut-brown beauties are waiting!

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business here in this canyon.

You should give up going to the far side of the canyon. That place is cursed.

If you don't have something that drives away demons, they'll catch you.

Rumor has it, demons aren't afraid unless they see something that looks the same as themselves.

Don't you need any Blue Potion in case you get cursed? One drink is 100 Rupees.

You should give up going beyond here. If you don't have something that drives away demons, you'll be cursed.

Oh, really? You'll be cursed!

Thanks again! Drink it right away if you're cursed!

Thanks for stopping by!

Oh, you're the customer who gave me the title deed!

Well, technically it is the ocean...

But I'm doing business inside somebody's room at the ocean. Well, I don't care whose room this is. I'm running a business here.

Thanks for stopping by!

I'll sell you one Blue Potion for 100 Rupees.

Well, if you want one, come back!

...Unless I get thrown outta this place.

Ah! What are you doing here?

This is my secret storage unit. It's a problem if you come in here without permission!

Please! I'll sell you a Piece of Heart if you just keep this place a secret...

150 Rupees for one!

I'll buy it
No thanks

...Hmmm...No good? In that case, you leave me no choice...

What about one for 100 Rupees?

I'll buy it
No thanks

Well, fine!

I'll make a new storage unit somewhere else!!!

That's not enough Rupees!

Fine! This place isn't safe, so I'll move somewhere else!

It's not that I don't believe you, but just to be safe, I'm moving my storage!

You hurry up and get out, too!

Ah, you...

Scarecrow

Yo! Hey, baby! I'm a stylin' scarecrow wandering in search of pleasant music.

Time will pass in the blink of an eye if you dance with me.

If you like, baby, we can forget the time and dance until night!

Oh, baby! That's a nice thing you got there!

Let me hear a song you wrote on that!

No, no, daddy-o! That song doesn't sing to my heart, baby!

Yow! Oh, yeah! That's a nice tune, baby. By the way...

I know of a mysterious song that allows you to manipulate the flow of time...

Oh, yeah! Now listen up!

If you play that mysterious song backward, you can slow the flow of time.

And if you play each note twice in a row, you can move a half day forward in time!

How's that? Pretty interesting, isn't it?

But I like the song you played for me better, baby!

If you want to see me again, play that song you wrote for me here or somewhere else!

See ya, baby!

Yowza! Oh, yeah! We meet again, baby! What great playing, as usual!

If you like, baby, we can forget the time and dance 'til dawn!

But outside it seems to have gotten kind of...dangerous. Yikes...I'm gettin' outta town!

Shall we dance?
No
Yes

Oh, sorry. That's too bad. In that case, come back anytime if you do decide you want to dance.

Oh, yeah! In that case, forget the time. Let's dance!

Oh, yeah! How was it? It went by in an instant, right? I'm still full of energy!

By the way...

I know of a mysterious song that allows you to manipulate the flow of time...

Do you want to learn it?

No
Yes

Oh, sorry. That's too bad. In that case, let me hear a song written by you, baby!

Oh, yeah! Now listen up!

If you play that strange song backward, you can slow the flow of time.

And if you play each note twice in a row, you can move a half day forward through time.

How's that? Pretty interesting, isn't it? But I'm sure I'd like any song

written by you better, baby! If you like, you can play one for me!

Take care...

I know of a mysterious song that allows you to manipulate the flow of time...

Would you like to learn it?

No
Yes

Oh, sorry! That's too bad. In that case, see you later!

Oh, yeah! Now listen up!

It seems that if you play that mysterious song backward, you can slow the passage of time.

And if you play each note twice in a row, you can move a half day forward through time.

How's that? Pretty interesting, isn't it?

If you learn a new song, come try it on me. Until then, I'll see ya later, baby!

Want to learn it?

No
Yes

Oh, sorry. That's too bad.

If you'd like to see me again, play that song you just played for me. See you later, baby!