Business Scrubs

Thanks for stopping! You're not from here, are you?

I sell Magic Beans to Deku Scrubs, but I'd really like to leave my hometown.

I'm hoping to find some success in a livelier place!

But to open a business in another place... You need to go through the proper channels first.

Do you know what I mean?

Sorry...but I must get back to business.

You didn't understand my problem. Oh, well. Don't pay it any heed.

Oh! That's a Town Land Title Deed! I wish you'd let me have that.

I'll give you this land in return! Deal?

I'm going off to town right now! I'll leave the rest up to you!

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business with a focus on a Deku Scrub clientele.

Actually, I want to do business at the palace, but there's this big octopus...and...

Nothing really can be done about it, so I set up shop here.

Do you know what magic beans are, sir? I'll sell you one for 10 Rupees.

Do you need any?

Yes
No

Ah, well, that's too bad. If you ever want any, look me up.

Oh, you don't know how to use magic beans? Then, I guess I can't sell you any...

You don't have enough Rupees!

You can't hold any more magic beans!

Thanks again!

Thanks for stopping by!

Oh! You're the one who gave me the land deed.

Thanks to you, I've been able to do business in the place I've always dreamed of.

But there aren't many places to plant beans around here...

Thanks for stopping by!

I just opened for business! I hope you'll do business with me!

Do you know what magic beans are? I'll sell you one for 10 Rupees.

Thanks for stopping! Who'd have thought I'd meet a fellow Deku in a place like this?

I sell bomb bags, but I'm focusing my marketing efforts on Gorons.

What I'd really like to do is go back home and do business where I'm surrounded by trees and grass.

But I can't open a business back home without following the proper procedures... Do you know what I mean?

So sorry. You're not the one I should be talking to. Pay no attention to me.

That's the deed needed to do business in town.

I don't like places that busy...

Ah! That's a Swamp Title Deed! I wish you would give that to me!

I'll give you this land in exchange!

I'm going right back to the swamp!

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business with a focus on a Goron clientele!

I'm sorry, but I can't do business with you if you're not a Goron.

It's a regulation of the Business Scrub Association.

It can't be helped. ...It hurts, I know.

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business with a focus on a Goron clientele. And that, sir, makes you a customer.

Right now, I've got a special trade-in offer just for you.

I'll give you my Biggest Bomb Bag, regularly priced at 1000 Rupees...

In return, you'll give me your Big Bomb Bag and just 200 Rupees!

What? But you already have the Biggest Bomb Bag!

If you don't have a Big Bomb Bag, I have to sell it for 1000 Rupees.

Too bad. You don't have enough Rupees!

Oh, too bad. Come again!

Thanks to you, I was able to come back home and do business. I am really happy!

I'll give you my Biggest Bomb Bag, regularly priced at 1000 Rupees, for your Big Bomb Bag and just 200 Rupees!

Thanks for stopping by! Oh! You're from the mountains.

I'm selling Green Potions, but I'm focusing my marketing efforts on Zoras.

Actually, I'd like to do business someplace where it's cooler and the air is clean.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Town Title Deed. The air's not very good in cities.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Swamp Title Deed. I'm not going back home, yet.

So sorry. I've been talking away. I'm sure this heat is making it hard to concentrate.

Oh, that's a Mountain Title Deed! Thank you!

Yahoo!

I'm off to the resort! The mountains are calling me!

Thanks for stopping by! I am doing business with a focus on Zoras!

Sorry, but if you're not a Zora, I can't do business with you. It's a regulation of the Business Scrub Association.

There's nothing I can do...

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business with a focus on Zoras. That makes you a potential customer.

Is this your room?

I'm awfully sensitive to the sea breeze, so I'm sorry, but I'd like you to rent this room to me.

...But, my, this is a messy room! Did something happen in here? Well, I really can't do anything about it...

I'll sell you a Green Potion for 40 Rupees!

You get the potion only! If you don't have an empty bottle, I can't sell it to you.

Ah, you're the one who gave me the title deed!

...Thanks to you, I'm doing business on a mountain so cold I could die! ...What a swindle.

Even if it's just out of pure stubbornness, I'm going to keep the shop going...

Brrrrrr...Welcome. P-please buy something. G-G-Geeesh...It's...c-cold...

I'll s-sell you one Green P-Potion for 40 Rupees.

D-Do you need one?

Yes
No

You don't?!? Y-You know, it's c-c-cold... D-Don't t-t-talk to me until you w-want one.

Th-th-thanks... Brrrrrrrrr...

Thanks for stopping by! You're from the ocean, aren't you?

I'm here to sell Blue Potion.

Actually, I want to do business in the sea breeze while listening to the sound of the waves.

That's a..!

...Oh, that's a Town Title Deed.

The town is too loud to hear the sound of waves.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Swamp Title Deed. Big waves don't reach the swamp.

That's a...

...Oh, that's a Mountain Title Deed.

Sea breezes don't blow on tall mountains.

So sorry. I guess I've just been talking about a dream of mine... Don't mind me...

Oh! If that isn't an Ocean Title Deed. Let me have that!

Please. If I have that, my dreams will come true!

I'm not asking for it for free. I'll give you this!

Oh, yeeeeah! The nut-brown beauties are waiting!

Thanks for stopping by! I'm doing business here in this canyon.

You should give up going to the far side of the canyon. That place is cursed.

If you don't have something that drives away demons, they'll catch you.

Rumor has it, demons aren't afraid unless they see something that looks the same as themselves.

Don't you need any Blue Potion in case you get cursed? One drink is 100 Rupees.

You should give up going beyond here. If you don't have something that drives away demons, you'll be cursed.

Oh, really? You'll be cursed!

Thanks again! Drink it right away if you're cursed!

Thanks for stopping by!

Oh, you're the customer who gave me the title deed!

Well, technically it is the ocean...

But I'm doing business inside somebody's room at the ocean. Well, I don't care whose room this is. I'm running a business here.

Thanks for stopping by!

I'll sell you one Blue Potion for 100 Rupees.

Well, if you want one, come back!

...Unless I get thrown outta this place.

Ah! What are you doing here?

This is my secret storage unit. It's a problem if you come in here without permission!

Please! I'll sell you a Piece of Heart if you just keep this place a secret...

150 Rupees for one!

I'll buy it
No thanks

...Hmmm...No good? In that case, you leave me no choice...

What about one for 100 Rupees?

I'll buy it
No thanks

Well, fine!

I'll make a new storage unit somewhere else!!!

That's not enough Rupees!

Fine! This place isn't safe, so I'll move somewhere else!

It's not that I don't believe you, but just to be safe, I'm moving my storage!

You hurry up and get out, too!

Ah, you...