Post office
For The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on the Nintendo DS.
The game puts the name the player picks where these lines say Link.
Hellooooooo there, valued customer! We're here for all your postal needs!
Would you like to send any prize postcards? One. Three. Five. Nah.
But you don't have enough postcards! Come by when you've purchased more.
Thank you--I'll take it from here! I hope you'll come by with mail for me again!
You've mailed … postcards today! Just in case you were wondering, you can mail up to 20 a day!
We've already had … postcard submissions today, Link. Any more and our bag might burst at the seams...
Hey, hey, howdy, mister.
OK, I've delivered your mail safely to you!
Me? Oh, I'm no good at long-winded introductions. I'm just an average guy who works the postman gig to get by. You can call me Postman. All my friends do. Now that you know my name, next time I see you, don't be shy! Say hello! Speaking of names, you're Link, right? I've got a letter for you, so I'll just jump right in and read it aloud. Oh, wait--that's the way we USED to do things. But no more! Apparently, some folks thought our reading their letters out loud was rude. So now our policy is to just hand-deliver the mail unopened.
Well, my work seems to be done here, so I'll be off. See you around!
Here you go!
Oh, and I have this for you!
Greetings. I'm here with a letter from Mr. Alfonzo to Link! He told me he recently suffered a nasty injury but is now on the mend! Now, where was I... Oh yes, your letter! Sorry, I'm easily distracted.
Mail for Link from the guard captain! Seems he thought up a new training regimen and is as giddy as a schoolgirl. Do the guy a favor and show your face around the castle sometime, OK? Oh yeah, and before I forget, here's that letter.
I've got a letter for you here from one Mr. Beedle! He said something about opening up a shop in a hot-air balloon. Wacky! Oh--here's your letter!
I've got a letter and a package for you from Beedle, Link. Beedle's Members' Club really has a lot to offer, doesn't it! I thought about becoming a member, but I'm so busy with my job and all... I don't really have much time for shopping and stuff like that. ...Oh yeah, your letter.
I've got a letter and package for you from Beedle, Link! Apparently, his whole store fits in a hot-air balloon! Now isn't that something! I wish I could fly like that. Sure would be easier on the old knees. I've heard that he won't come down unless you blow your train whistle! So, how are regular folks like us supposed to find his store without a train?! ...Oh, I can see by your face you just want your letter! Sorry! Here ya go!
I've got a letter and package for you from Beedle, Link! You must really be shopping up a storm, huh! Oh, I get it! You're trying to save up points for one of his "fabulous gifts," huh! ...Oh, right, right! Your letter! Here it is!
I've got a letter and package for you from Beedle, Link! Just between us, he was really happy when he sent these. He said you were really a great customer! I dropped in on his store the other day, but all of it was so expensive! You must have really bought a lot for Beedle to think so highly of you! When you've got a sec, you gotta let me know how you earned so many Rupees! ...Oh, sorry, I guess I lost my train of thought. Here's your letter!
I've got a letter and package for you from Beedle, Link! I heard that someone recently became a Diamond Member! Who would've thought it'd be you, Link? Yep, it's pretty amazing... Oh, right, of course! Here's your letter!
Here's a package and a letter from...the Battle Association? What's a "battle"? And why does it have its own association? There's so much in the world I don't know about! Hey, think I could take a peek at that letter? Oh, I'm being rude again, aren't I...
Oh, here's another package and letter from the Battle Association! You know, I've been giving this whole "battle" thing some thought. Is it a bat-appreciation club where you talk about ferocious species of bats? ...No? Really? But it's got bat right in the title! Hmmm... Very strange. Oh, right, I almost forgot. Here's your letter!
You got another package and letter from the Battle Association! It's a little strange how much mail you're getting from such an odd place! What in the world-- Oh, I'm just thinking out loud! Here's your letter, sir!
You got a letter from Niko, Link! You know, for his age, Niko sure has energy to burn! How old is he anyhow? When I saw him last, he made me listen to his so-called "masterpiece." ...Which is to say, the old fellow pretty much talked my poor ear off. Now where were we again? Oh, right, your letter. Here you go, fresh from the bag.
I have a letter for you from Ferrus, Link! That guy's a character, isn't he? He called himself a "trainiac." Is that some sort of disease? ...I guess I'll never know. Well anyway, here's your letter.
It looks like you got another letter from Ferrus, Link. When I picked this letter up from him, he seemed really down in the dumps. He said something about making a huge mistake... I wonder what that was all about. And now as promised, your letter.
Hey, you've got yet another letter from Ferrus, Link! He seems to have perked up since I saw him last. He was all smiles this time! Maybe it had something to do with the underwater tracks he said he found. He told me to thank you for all your help. Now without further ado, here's your letter!
Hello there! I've got a letter here for you from Kagoron, Link! You know, that's quite a name he has. It's hard to pronounce, don't you think? Do you think his friends call him "Koggie" for short? Or maybe he goes by "Ron" instead. Sorry, I got lost in thought there. Here's that letter I promised you.
The results are in from the prize postcards you submitted! Are you ready for the big news?
Congraaaatulations! You won the first-place prize, so here comes the prize train! CHOO CHOO!
Congraaaatulations! You won the second-place prize, so here comes the prize train! CHOO CHOO!
Congraaaatulations! Oops, it looks like you got a third-place prize. Well, free stuff is free stuff! Here, let's pop this guy open and see what you got!
Congratulaaaations! Oops, it says "no winner" here. I guess all you get is a smile from me. But don't get discouraged. Keep sending in those postcards!
Wowee zowee! Some people just have all the luck! Just make sure you don't use up all that good luck on winning prizes!
Not bad, if I do say so myself. But who knows? You might just score the first-place prize next time!
Third place or no, winning always feels pretty good. Keep sending in those postcards!
Howdy! How goes it, Link?
What would you like to read about? Prizes. Battles. Nothing.
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