Beedle

Ohhh, welcome, valued customer! Whatever you need, we've got it!

So sorry!

Here you go! A Freebie Card just for you!

Here's a Quintuple Points Card for you!

Today's special sale happens just once every five days, so buy, buy, buy!

Ohhh, I see you have a Freebie Card. Would you like to use it? Yes. Save it.

Ohhh, valued customer! We have everything you need at Beedle's Air Shop!

You've earned … points, which means you're a Silver Member. And I'm pretty sure I sent you a Silver Card, didn't I? But since you don't have it with you, you'll get the regular member price today. Be sure to pick up your new card, or you'll miss out on your special discounts.

You have … points, valued customer. Rack up more points for a Silver Card and even better rewards!

Ohhhh... WOW! You've collected the maximum number of points.

You've earned … points, which means you're a Gold Member. And I'm pretty sure I sent you a Gold Card, didn't I? But since you don't have it with you, you'll get the Silver Member price today. Be sure to pick up your new card, or you'll miss out on your special discounts.

You have … points, valued customer. Rack up more points for a Gold Card and even better rewards!

You've earned … points, which means you're a Platinum Member. And I'm pretty sure I sent you a Platinum Card, didn't I? But since you don't have it with you, you'll get the Gold Member price today. Be sure to pick up your new card, or you'll miss out on your special discounts.

You have … points, valued customer. Rack up more points for a Platinum Card and even better rewards!

You've earned … points, which means you're a Diamond Member. And I'm pretty sure I sent you a Diamond Card, didn't I? But since you don't have it with you, you'll get the Platinum Member price. Be sure to pick up your new card, or you'll miss out on your special discounts.

You have … points, valued customer. Rack up more points for a Diamond Card and even better rewards!

I see. Oh, well...

You have a Quintuple Points Card. Would you like to use it? Yes. Save it.

Huh? I sent you a Beedle's Club Membership Card in the mail... But since you don't have it with you, I can't give you your points today. Be sure to pick up your new card, or you will so miss out.

What can I interest you in? Just tap whatever catches your eye.

Bomb Bag: … Rupees Carry more bombs. So handy...and the last one!

That will be … Rupees for those 10 bombs.

Treasure: … … Rupees You can't beat that price!

Heart Container: … Rupees. It's the last one! Get it before it's gone!

Red Potion: … Rupees. Restores up to six hearts. What a deal!

Purple Potion: … Rupees. Restores eight hearts when you fall!

Thank you! Can I interest you in anything else?

Bye! Please come again!

Oh, I see you haven't yet joined Beedle Member's Club! There are lots of great benefits to joining Beedle Member's Club. And it's just 100 Rupees to join! How about it? Sure. No.

Ohhhh... You don't have 100 Rupees. How sad for both of us...

I'll be sending you a Club Card in the mail, so look out for it. The more you buy, the more points you earn. And more points mean more rewards! No other shop offers such luxurious rewards, you know!

And that's that. I'll be around whenever you need something!

Your point total has climbed to … points! Rack up 200 points to become a Silver Member!

Ohhh! You have … points! You're now an official Silver Member! That means you get 10% off all merchandise AND a lovely prize!

This puts you at … points. Earn 500 points, and you'll get the Gold Card!

Ohhh! You have … points! You're now an official Gold Member! That means you get 20% off all merchandise AND a lovely prize!

Your point total has climbed to … points! Rack up 1,000 points to earn yourself a Platinum Card!

Ohhh! You have … points! You're now an official Platinum Member! That means you get 30% off all merchandise AND a lovely prize!

Your point total has climbed to … points! Rack up 2,000 points to earn yourself a Diamond Card!

Ohhh! You have … points! You're now an official Diamond Member! That means you get 50% off all merchandise AND a lovely prize!

I'll send your Silver Card tomorrow, so be sure to check your mail. And shoot for the Gold Membership next!

I'll send your Gold Card tomorrow, so be sure to check your mail. Keep earning those points, because the next level is Platinum!

I'll send your Platinum Card tomorrow, so be sure to check your mail. Keep earning those points, because the next level is Diamond!

I'll send your Diamond Card tomorrow, so be sure to check your mail. Though you can't earn any more points... I do hope you'll think of Beedle's Air Shop for all of your future needs. Thanks so much for the business, valued customer!

Ohhh, we don't have any more discounts, but keep shopping with us!

You didn't bring your membership card, so I can't add your points! I know I sent it to you, so be sure to check your mail at the nearest mailbox.

Thank you so much for joining, valued customer! Please continue shopping at Beedle's Air Shop!

But you don't have enough Rupees! This joke is not funny, valued customer!

Ohhh! But you have no bomb bag. I can't sell you bombs unless you have one.

Ohhh, so sorry... You can't buy any more of those!

Ohhh, so sorry. We're sold out of those. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.

No! No, no! I am not funny, and neither is your joke! What's more, Beedle is actually quite the ladies' man! So there!