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Side quests: Hyrule Field

For The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom on Nintendo Switch (2024).

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Questioning the Local Cats

HylianM006

Where could that little scamp have gotten off to?

HylianM006

Oh! Excuse me, young miss, would you mind listening to an old man's tale of heartbreak?

HylianM006

You see, I can't find my cat anywhere.

HylianM006

She's often with the other cats in town—I wish I had a way to ask them if they've seen her!

HylianM006

Ah, if only I had a suit of cat clothes for moments like this...

HylianM006

It was that young lady that's usually in front of the shop there.

HylianM006

I can't exactly ask to borrow an outfit she just bought, can I?

HylianM006

What to do... What to do...

HylianM006

If only I had some cat clothes, I could ask the other cats where my cat's gone off to...

HylianM006

That young lady who bought the clothes is in front of the shop right now.

HylianM006

But how can I ask her to lend me something she just bought herself? Oh, what to do...

Still not back yet...

HylianM006

Ah, if only I had a suit of cat clothes for moments like this...

Cat clothes? I see.

HylianM006

Oh, they're magical outfits that let you understand cat speech.

HylianM006

There was a set at the shop here in the village, but someone snapped them up before I could.

HylianF027

Hm? Oh, yes, I just bought a suit of cat clothes.

HylianF027

I mean, they let you talk to cats! How could I not buy them on the spot?!

HylianF027

What I plain forgot is that anytime I get close to a cat, I bust out sneezing!

It's a real shame—I just bought them, and I'll have to put them right into storage.

HylianF027

Oh, you're looking for some cat clothes? Huh. Well...

HylianF027

Can I ask you for a favor? If you do it, I'll just give you the cat clothes.

HylianF027

Maybe you could lure it away with something it likes?

HylianF027

I was about to give up!

HylianF027

That cat refuses to move, and if I get too close, I'll be sneezing all over the place.

HylianF027

Would you mind digging it up for me?

HylianF027

There's something important to me buried right where it's sitting.

HylianF027

Look over there. You see that cat?

What to do...

HylianF027

Look over there. You see that cat?

HylianF027

There's something important to me buried right where it's sitting.

HylianF027

Maybe you could lure it away with something it likes?

QuestCatKakariko000

Meooow... Mew!

QuestCatKakariko000

Mmf gsh mmf...

Meow!

QuestCatKakariko000

Zzz... Food...

That was yummy!

You found the secret stash! It's heavy with rupees.

HylianF027

You dug up my secret stash!

You're my hero! As promised, let me give you these clothes for it.

HylianF027

I buried it because I kept buying impulsively, but once I couldn't dig it up, I was in trouble.

Anyway, I'm done denying my impulses now. Thanks so much!

HylianF027

Oh, hey—my secret stash!

HylianF027

I buried it there because I kept buying things impulsively. But now you've dug it up.

HylianF027

Can I have it back, please? I'll trade you these clothes for it!

HylianF027

When I heard wearing them let you understand cats, I snapped them up without thinking.

HylianF027

But I forgot that every time I get near a cat, I start sneezing!

HylianF027

I can't really make any use of them, so I'm glad to give them to you.

HylianF027

With that out of the way, I'm going shopping with my secret stash. Thanks again!

HylianF027

Oh, those cat clothes look great on you! Now I'm even happier I gave them up.

HylianM006

Hello again. Did you have something to say?

HylianM006

Oh! You got the cat clothes?!

HylianM006

Hmmm. Searching the whole village for cats to talk to sounds pretty daunting at my age...

Sorry to ask, but would you use those clothes and see what the village cats have to say?

HylianM006

I'm sure one of those rascals knows where my little friend is.

HylianM006

Searching the whole village for cats to talk to sounds pretty daunting at my age...

Sorry to ask, but would you use those clothes and see what the village cats have to say?

HylianM006

Oh, got yourself some cat clothes, eh?

I thought the gal in front of the shop had bought the only set, but I guess not!

QuestCatKakariko000

The food you gave me earlier was yummy.

I'm looking for a cat. Glad to hear it!

QuestCatKakariko000

The one that lives with the old man? No idea. Maybe one of the others knows.

QuestCatKakariko000

Time to spend a full day being laaaaaazy...

Cat000

You looking at me? Just say whatever you wanna say.

I'm looking for a cat. Sorry—never mind.

Cat000

The cat that lives with the old man?

Haven't seen her today. Ask another cat.

Cat000

And don't come talk to me again unless you got something real to say.

Cat000

You understand cats? That's rare for your kind.

I'm looking for a cat. Please excuse me.

Cat000

Oh, the cat that lives with that old man?

I've been very busy sunbathing and don't know. Check with the one on top of the windmill over to the west.

Cat000

Looking for a chat?

Cat001

Need something, hon?

I'm looking for a cat. Thank you, no.

Cat001

The old man's friend? I just saw her.

She found a nice tree by the road from the east entrance to the village and climbed up for a nap.

She takes looong naps, so I'm sure she's still there.

Cat001

Weirdo.

QuestCatKakariko001

Hm? I was asleep... What's going on?

QuestCatKakariko001

Oh, my person-friend is looking for me?

QuestCatKakariko001

I guess I have been sleeping here a long time...

QuestCatKakariko001

Hungry too. Guess I'll head home for a snack.

HylianM006

Oh, it's you! My kitty came home!

HylianM006

You helped her home, didn't you? Please take this as a token of my gratitude.

HylianM006

Cats are such fickle, little creatures, following their fancy wherever it takes them...

But I suppose that's what we find so adorable about the rotten beasts!

I'm so relieved!

Let's Play a Game

General Wright

You know of the Eastern Temple, yes? East of Hyrule Castle?

General Wright

An archaeologist studying the ruins reported having a run-in with a monster there.

General Wright

Well, I say that. He didn't actually see the thing— just heard it speak to him.

General Wright

You might want to seek this fellow out and learn more details.

General Wright

You what?!

General Wright

You went to the Eastern Temple and encountered...a sentient cloud?!

General Wright

And it said it would defeat you the next time you met?!

General Wright

What arrogance!

Our princess would never be defeated by such a lowly brute. Hah!

General Wright

But please...pardon my fervor.

In any case, I am grateful there's one fewer monster out there to worry about.

General Wright

I'll see to it that my soldiers' efforts match yours. In fact, I'm going to double their training drills!

General Wright

Ah...did you let the archaeologist know you defeated it?

General Wright

Loath as I am to ask more of you, it might be prudent to let him know.

Sago

Bah! You scared me!

Sago

Sorry...frayed nerves.

The name's Sago—I'm an archaeologist. Is there any particular reason you're here?

Sago

I hope it's not to go inside. There's a monster in there.

Sago

The other day, I went inside, and I heard this creepy voice...

Let's play a game, shall we?

Sago

Oh yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like.

Sago

Yipes! OK, I'm opting out! It might sound friendly, but that's the voice of a monster!

I'm not studying the temple while there are monsters about...

Let's play a game, shall we?

Sago

I wish someone would slay that monster!

Sago

I saw something come out of the temple. It looked like a cloud!

Sago

You're telling me the cloud was a monster? And you defeated it?!

Sago

Incredible! I'm going to write about all this— and you—in my next paper!

Sago

But it might take a while to get published... so here's this in the meantime.

Sago

That's an artifact I found in the Faron Wetlands. Be careful with it, OK?

Sago

Now I can research the temple. At long last!

Sago

I...just realized that I learned monsters can talk. Should I mention that in my paper too?

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I know it's in there!

I saw something fly past me!

Cuccos on the Loose

HylianM014

Ah, welcome to Hyrule Ranch.

HylianM014

I'm afraid we're not loaning out mounts at the moment.

HylianM014

We're a bit distraught, see. One of our horses went and ran off.

HylianM014

Hardly out of the usual for her to gallop out west. What's odd is she hasn't come back.

HylianM014

The whole family went looking...but we didn't find her.

HylianM014

If you see our horse, I don't suppose you'd mind bringing her back here?

HylianM014

I'm sorry, but until our poor horse returns, we're closed for business.

HylianM014

Normally she likes to roam around to the west of the ranch.

HylianM014

If you happen to see her, would you please bring her back to her family?

HylianM014

Say! That's our horse!

HylianM014

She's finally back home where she belongs! I can't thank you enough.

HylianM014

Who'd have thought it, the poor girl ending up in a place like that! She and I are both in your debt.

HylianM014

Tell you what, sprout. You ever need a steed, I'll lend 'em to you free of charge.

HylianM014

Horses are great for getting places quickly.

HylianM014

You can go ahead and saddle up on whichever one you'd like.

Where could she be?

HylianF013

Bok! Bok! Please come baaack!

HylianF013

Hey, you! Could you lend me a hand?

HylianF013

For some reason my dear, sweet cuccos decided to escape over the fence this morning.

HylianF013

They're running away from me, the little rebels! And we were getting along so well...

HylianF013

If you manage to get ahold of my cuccos, can you put them back in this pen?

HylianF013

There are cuccos total. Please, I need your help!

HylianF013

I'm still missing of my darling cuccos. Please bring my babies home!

HylianF013

Thank goodness! You brought all my dear, sweet cuccos home!

HylianF013

I'm so grateful. Please, come this way!

HylianF013

Thank you! I'm so glad my cuccos are all back!

HylianF013

As for why they ran away in the first place...

I think the refreshing grapes I gave them for breakfast might have been too sour.

HylianF013

My darlings can be rather picky eaters!

HylianF013

Anyway, thank you! And here's a little reward for helping me and my little scamps.

HylianF013

By the way, did you know?

Come baaack!

Mobbing Mothulas!

At long last, a visitor! I was absolutely starved for company.

Let's play a game, shall we? I'll make the first move. Just try to keep up!

I suppose you won that round. Forgive me if I get a little...broken up!

Bahaha. Good luck trying to hit me now!

Guh, fine! It seems I need more practice.

When next we meet, I will emerge the victor. You can count on that!

The Great Fairy's Request

Great Fairy

Interesting. So where you come from, it's polite to just open a treasure chest without asking?

Great Fairy

Well. I suppose I don't mind. It's not as if there's anything of import in there.

Great Fairy

Oh! Are you collecting those, ah, blue things?

Great Fairy

I see, I see.

Great Fairy

What if I said I could craft an object to help you find them?

Great Fairy

But... BUT! To earn it, you'll have to accede to my request.

Great Fairy

Not to worry—I won't ask anything TOO difficult. You were looking for something to do, yes?

Great Fairy

I would like...jewelry. A pendant that sparkles like rupees! One to highlight my beauty!

Great Fairy

There is a Gerudo who makes jewelry of the highest caliber.

Great Fairy

Get her to make my pendant for me!

Great Fairy

Find her at her shop in Gerudo Town, and talk to her about it.

Great Fairy

Now, off you trot!

Great Fairy

The jewelry maker I want for my pendant works at a shop in Gerudo Town.

Great Fairy

Now, off you trot!

Gerudo003

Hi, come on in. Welcome to Gerudo Town shop!

Gerudo003

Is that so? Well, yes, I do make accessories.

Gerudo003

I'm flattered the Great Fairy herself requested my artistry. Makes me happy I do what I do!

I'd be thrilled to make something for her. I'll get to work on it just as soon as possible.

Gerudo003

This is a rare opportunity, so I'll need special items... Nothing but the best for the Great Fairy.

Gerudo003

I know it's a bit of a trek, but it means I'll be able to make the best piece. Thank you for helping!

Gerudo003

Once I have a floral seashell and a magma stone, I'll make the most stunning pendant.

Floral seashell? Magma stone? Got it.

Welcome!

Gerudo003

So, do you know about floral seashells and magma stones?

They're both quite rare, but I could make the most breathtaking piece with them.

I need this to be absolutely perfect for the Great Fairy... Please bring me one of each!

Floral seashells? Magma stones? Got it.

Gerudo003

Floral seashells are unusual shells that can be found in Zora Cove. They're very rare...

So if you ask around Sea Zora Village, maybe someone can help you find one.

Gerudo003

Magma stones are lovely ember-colored stones that can be found at Eldin Volcano.

One of the Gorons at the Goron City shop knows a lot about minerals—go talk to him!

Goron012

Minerals sure are great. Whether you eat 'em or wear 'em, they're good for all kinds o' stuff!

Goron012

Oh! Zelda! How goes it? Interested in purchasing some minerals?

Goron012

Oh, I see... You want a magma stone for a pendant.

Goron012

I don't have any on hand, but I know where we can get some!

Goron012

I wish I could go get one for you, Princess, but there's a bit of a problem.

Goron012

The cave where you can find magma stones is at the lava lake north of Goron City.

But right now, the place is infested with Lizalfos, so I haven't been able to get one in ages.

Goron012

If someone would get rid of the Lizalfos, we could get some though. They've been real pests.

Goron012

The cave where you can find magma stones is by the lava lake north of Goron City.

Goron012

But there's a bunch of Lizalfos living there, so I can hardly get any these days.

Goron012

Wowieee!

Goron012

I saw someone heading into the cave and got worried, so I followed...

Goron012

But who would've thought you'd take down all those Lizalfos by yourself?!

Goron012

Bowl me over! You're amazing, Zelda!

Goron012

You know the flame giants from Goron legends? I bet you could take down one of them too!

Goron012

Anyway, I'll go get those magma stones now! You stay here and take a breather!

Goron012

Hah, hoo, haaaaah!

Goron012

I got a bunch of 'em! But I'll give you the nicest of the lot.

Goron012

I got all the magma stones we should need for a while. This'll be a big help, so thank you!

What to do... What to do...

ZoraSea001

Heh heh! Fortune really smiled on me today. What a find this is!

ZoraSea001

Hm... Why does it feel like someone's staring at me?

ZoraSea001

Were you drawn to it too? The sparkling beauty of this floral seashell?

ZoraSea001

As a collector, I'm awed by this little shell's coloring and smooth texture.

ZoraSea001

Er...not to brag.

ZoraSea001

What's that? You need it for something? But it's so beautiful...

ZoraSea001

Cut it out with the staring, OK? You're making it hard to say no!

ZoraSea001

Argh, fine! If you want it that badly, I'll give it to you. But not for free.

I'll give it to you in exchange for an unfortunate smoothie. How's that sound?

Maybe this will seem strange, but I've always wondered how a thing like that must taste.

ZoraSea001

I'll trade this floral seashell for an unfortunate smoothie.

ZoraSea001

I've always wondered what it would taste like. I'm just so curious!

ZoraSea001

Ah, you brought me a smoothie! Thanks!

ZoraSea001

Right, then! Down the hatch!

ZoraSea001

Sluuurp, sluuurp...

ZoraSea001

That gritty texture... The way it sticks to the sides of my throat going down...

ZoraSea001

How do I even describe it?

ZoraSea001

It's like...rancid mud! It's so disgusting it circles all the way around and becomes delicious!

ZoraSea001

I'm going to cherish the memory of this atrocity forever. Here's the floral seashell, as promised.

ZoraSea001

That is awful. Just completely repulsive.

ZoraSea001

I'm hooked!

An extra-special shell!

Gerudo003

Ah, you brought me the floral seashell and magma stone! Thank you!

Gerudo003

Now I can make that gorgeous pendant I've been envisioning.

Gerudo003

I've heard that the Great Fairy loves objects of exceptional beauty and brilliance.

Gerudo003

And I think this will possibly exceed even her high expectations! Hang tight!

Gerudo003

First, I'll need to polish this...

Gerudo003

Then the setting goes like this... And thennn...

Gerudo003

Aha! Perfection!

Gerudo003

Oh, it's even more beautiful than I'd imagined! I hope the Great Fairy is pleased.

Gerudo003

I haven't felt that much joy in my craft in ages. Thank you for the task—it was a pleasure!

I can't wait to get working!

Great Fairy

Oh! I can tell just from the look on your face.

Great Fairy

You got her to make my pendant! Show it to me, would you?

Great Fairy

Oh, yes. This is just what I wanted! It's gorgeous! It's marvelous! It's...exactly my style!

Great Fairy

Somehow, the finished article is even lovelier than I imagined.

Great Fairy

Oh, I feel simply incredible!

Great Fairy

You've earned this, darling!

Great Fairy

That bell will ring when the blue pieces are nearby. I've no doubt you will find it useful!

Great Fairy

Oh, deary. You really are working hard out there, hm?

Great Fairy

Well, I did go to the trouble of making that bell for you. I hope you use it.

One Soldier Too Many

HyruleSoldier

General Wright believes there's an echo hidden among the soldiers in Castle Town.

HyruleSoldier

You...haven't by any chance decided to help me investigate, have you, Princess Zelda?

Sure, I'll help! Maybe another time.

HyruleSoldier028

Ah, thank you so much! So helpful... This must be the real Princess Zelda after all!

HyruleSoldier028

You w-won't? I see... Oh no... Could this be an echo of the princess?!

HyruleSoldier

How do I begin to narrow this down...

HyruleSoldier

Your Highness! I...was just muttering to myself.

HyruleSoldier

Uhh... I suppose I could confide in you, Princess Zelda.

HyruleSoldier

My name is Beecher. General Wright has asked me to look into a highly sensitive matter.

HyruleSoldier

You see, after the rift was mended, we noticed there was one extra soldier in Castle Town.

HyruleSoldier

General Wright believes this to mean one of them is an echo—hidden among our ranks!

HyruleSoldier028

So he asked me to see if any of the soldiers seemed suspicious.

HyruleSoldier

But my investigation has hit a wall.

HyruleSoldier

When I started looking at them more closely... they ALL seemed suspicious!

Who's the echo?

HyruleSoldier

You're not a soldier—so I know you're not the echo. You could help me figure this out!

Sure, I'll help! Maybe another time.

HyruleSoldier

Ah, thank you so much! I've been tying myself in knots over this, I tell you.

HyruleSoldier

All right. What we know so far is that there's one soldier too many in Castle Town.

HyruleSoldier

Would you mind interviewing them all and trying to suss out the echo?

HyruleSoldier

At this point, I'm so mixed up that I'm seeing echoes everywhere I look!

HyruleSoldier

You w-won't help me?

HyruleSoldier

But...the real Princess Zelda would've offered to help... Could she be...

HyruleSoldier028

What we know so far is that there's one soldier too many in Castle Town.

HyruleSoldier028

But I'm so mixed up—I have no idea how to tell which one is the echo!

HyruleSoldier028

Would you ask the soldiers to see if anyone seems suspicious?

Who seems suspicious?

All clear!

HyruleSoldier001

Princess Zelda! Welcome back!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier001

You're looking for suspicious soldiers?

HyruleSoldier001

Hmm. I've been on watch here for some time and no one's stood out.

HyruleSoldier001

Do let me know if you need anything!

Nothing amiss...

HyruleSoldier003

Good day, Princess Zelda!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier003

What? No! I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary at all since the rift went away.

HyruleSoldier003

Trust me—if someone suspicious showed up, I would not let them pass!

HyruleSoldier003

Best of luck, Princess Zelda!

HyruleSoldier003

Wow, the princess just talked to ME? I'm so lucky...

Nothing unusual here!

HyruleSoldier004

Greetings, Princess Zelda!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier004

Huh? I can't say I've seen anyone acting suspicious...

HyruleSoldier004

I keep a close eye on things here, so I think it's safe to say there's no one like that in the castle.

HyruleSoldier004

Safe travels!

I'm on watch!

HyruleSoldier011

Princess Zelda, hello! I'm on watch today, and I'll be on watch tomorrow too!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier011

You're looking for soldiers acting suspicious? Hmm, nobody's coming to mind...

HyruleSoldier011

You might want to bring it up with the soldier on the western ramparts.

HyruleSoldier011

Has a keen eye for detail, that one. Bound to have noticed if someone was acting off.

HyruleSoldier011

I'll be on watch, as always!

Hmm...

HyruleSoldier012

Well, if it isn't the princess! How are you?

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier012

Hmm. No, I haven't noticed anyone acting suspicious.

HyruleSoldier012

All I've noticed is that it feels a bit crowded— like there are more of us than there used to be.

HyruleSoldier012

Why do you ask, if I may?

HyruleSoldier012

Huh? An extra soldier?! So it really is a bit more crowded...

HyruleSoldier012

Well, you know, every soldier needs their own equipment.

HyruleSoldier012

And all our armor and weaponry is managed at the barracks.

I'd suggest going to the barracks to ask if there's any equipment unaccounted for.

HyruleSoldier012

Please be careful getting down!

...

HyruleSoldier017

Princess Zelda?! I'm just, uh...inspecting the bottom of this well. All c-clear so far!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier017

I've been sleeping—er, inspecting—down here, so I haven't seen anyone suspicious.

HyruleSoldier017

Maybe one of the soldiers above ground knows something?

HyruleSoldier017

Working hard! Yep!

Nothing to report.

HyruleSoldier020

I haven't seen anything unusual around here!

Don't you worry—if I see anyone suspicious, I'll take them out myself!

Keeping a lookout!

HyruleSoldier019

Hello, Princess Zelda! Can I help you?

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier019

Suspicious soldiers? Hmm...

HyruleSoldier019

Wish I could help, but I haven't seen any!

HyruleSoldier019

Right! Fair travels!

All clear!

HyruleSoldier018

Hello, Princess Zelda!

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier018

Uh-oh. This is awkward to admit, but I might be the one you're looking for.

HyruleSoldier018

The other day, I broke my lance when I was training. When it happened, I yelped in shock!

The soldiers around me looked really annoyed... Did one of them report me or something?

HyruleSoldier018

If it makes a difference, I was able to go and get my lance replaced the same day.

I even got some new armor too! Which is great— my old set was pretty beat up from training.

HyruleSoldier018

Take care, Your Highness!

Hmmm.

HyruleSoldier013

Ah, Princess Zelda! Is there something I can help you with?

Suspicious soldiers? Missing equipment? As you were.

HyruleSoldier013

Ah, Princess Zelda! Is there something I can help you with?

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldier013

Mm, it's just me in the barracks, so none that I'd have seen.

HyruleSoldier013

Although, I guess I have no way of proving I'm not suspicious... That's a doozy to think about.

HyruleSoldier013

Fair travels!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Heyyy! What's cooking?

Suspicious soldiers? As you were.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Hmm, nope. Everyone's on the up-and-up as far as I can tell.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

But if someone starts acting out, you can bet I'll give 'em what for!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

All righty! You know where to find me.

Got it covered!

HyruleSoldier

You want to know if any equipment has gone missing?

HyruleSoldier

Nope! All accounted for!

Except...hm. There was that set of damaged equipment a soldier gave me.

HyruleSoldier

I had set it outside to be disposed of, but I don't recall anyone actually getting rid of it.

I hate to say this, but someone could have taken it.

HyruleSoldier

Your Highness! It's Beecher again.

HyruleSoldier

You came to ask about the equipment too? Hah! Two steps ahead of me.

HyruleSoldier

Beecher? What's going on?

HyruleSoldier

The princess and I are investigating whether one of the soldiers in Castle Town is an echo.

HyruleSoldier

If it were true, it would follow that there's a missing set of equipment.

HyruleSoldier

I was speaking with the princess about that.

There is one set of equipment missing—one we set outside for disposal.

HyruleSoldier

I see! That's worrisome.

HyruleSoldier

A missing set of damaged equipment, and an extra soldier in Castle Town.

HyruleSoldier

The equipment that's missing is a used set that another soldier traded in.

HyruleSoldier

Meaning...it should show signs of damage!

General Wright

Find the damaged equipment, and you've got the echo!

HyruleSoldier

OK. Time to bring this interloper and their dinged-up gear to General Wright.

General Wright

For accuracy's sake, Princess Zelda, let's confirm with each other who we think it is.

HyruleSoldier

Remember, our suspect is a suspicious soldier with damaged equipment!

HyruleSoldier028

What do you make of it, Princess Zelda?

There's no echo. The echo took it. Wright's the echo!

HyruleSoldier028

Respectfully, I'm confident that one of the soldiers is an echo.

HyruleSoldier028

Let's review the facts...

HyruleSoldier028

Yes, exactly my thought! Someone stole the equipment and slipped in among the soldiers!

HyruleSoldier028

Oh! Yes! After all, there's precedent for General Wright being replaced by—

Hold it. On second thought, I think his outbursts of enthusiasm prove he's the real one.

I'll never forget how General Wright's echo...was so eerily calm...

HyruleSoldier028

Hmm... That doesn't line up with what I saw.

HyruleSoldier028

Let's run through this again.

I think I've got it...

HyruleSoldier028

Sorry, Princess. General Wright isn't here right now.

HyruleSoldier028

Let's hash out our findings together when he's back at the castle.

HyruleSoldier028

Princess Zelda, did you see a soldier with damaged equipment?

I sure did. Nope.

HyruleSoldier028

Right! Now to see if our answers line up.

HyruleSoldier028

Far be it from me to rush you! Talk to me again when you've found your suspect.

HyruleSoldier028

Where did you see the suspicious soldier?

Near the well. Near the fountain. In the barracks. I need to rethink this.

HyruleSoldier028

And which piece of equipment was damaged?

The helmet. The armor. The lance. I need to rethink this.

HyruleSoldier028

Ah, exactly the conclusions I came to. That squares it! Let's nab this echo!

General Wright

Princess Zelda, I wasn't expecting you here. To what do we owe the pleasure?

HyruleSoldier028

General Wright, sir!

I asked the princess to aid in my investigation. And we've found the culprit!

General Wright

Is that so? Well, with her discerning eye, it's no wonder our princess would be able to...

General Wright

You WHAT?!

General Wright

By whose authority did you trouble the princess with this? Not MINE, that's for sure!

HyruleSoldier028

Er, um... Sorry!

After searching for the echo for a while, I got paranoid. I didn't know who else to trust...

General Wright

Hmph. I can see how the task would have one jumping at shadows...

General Wright

Your Highness, I expressly did NOT want to burden you with this.

General Wright

But it seems we needed your help in the end. Deepest apologies.

General Wright

Beecher, you said you pinpointed the echo? Bring them here.

HyruleSoldier028

Here's the culprit!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Howdy-do! Nice to... Whoa, hold on. What do you mean "culprit"?

HyruleSoldier028

That damaged lance proves it—you stole the equipment and pretended to be a soldier! Why?

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Oh gosh, I'm sooo sorry!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

I just saw how much the soldiers helped people out around here.

It made me want to be one of you... So, I pretended I was.

HyruleSoldier028

Excuse me? THAT was why?!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

See, I was visiting my buddy in Castle Town when the rift popped up.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

I was so scared—I couldn't move! But then a soldier came and saved my hide.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

It made me feel so, y'know...safe!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

And I realized that I want to be that guy, the guy who makes people feel safe.

HyruleSoldier028

I understand. But... Well, how should I put this?

General Wright

You've got the makings of a soldier!

HyruleSoldier028

P-pardon, sir?!

General Wright

It's true you should not have pretended to be a soldier. That can damage people's trust in us.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Oh geez... I didn't think about that! SO not what I meant to do!

General Wright

That said, your enthusiasm for helping others? Your unyielding resolve?

General Wright

Both essential traits for a protector of Hyrule.

General Wright

What's your name, son?

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Uh...my n-name's Capnut!

General Wright

If you are truly set on becoming a soldier, Capnut, I can discuss it with the king of Hyrule.

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Whaaat? You mean it?!

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

That'd be awesome! I mean—thank you, sir!

HyruleSoldier028

General Wright, with all due respect, he's totally untrained, totally untested...

General Wright

Beecher, please! Training and experience are easily gained. Spirit is not.

General Wright

Besides, if he could evade the attention of veteran soldiers, the boy must have some skill.

That's not to say he'll have it easy. I'll give him even more training drills than the rest of you!

HyruleSoldier028

I see...in that case... I do not envy this Capnut kid...

HyruleSoldierMystery_Forest010

Isn't this great? We're a team now, Beech! Can I call you Beech?

HyruleSoldier028

*sigh* Please don't. We really have to fix the way you address your superiors...

General Wright

Princess Zelda?

General Wright

I can't thank you enough for your help. Please accept this—with my gratitude.

General Wright

Now, time for us to take our leave.

General Wright

Capnut, your first training drill! Run from here to the castle!

The Blocked Road

HylianM012

This is the shortcut back to the ranch! Who's the prankster that blocked it off?

HylianM012

I hope you're not planning to go this way. The road's blocked.

HylianM012

I might consider taking another route, but that feels like admitting defeat.

HylianM012

I guess I'll just have to take another... Hang on!

No getting past that.

HylianM012

Welp, not as if standing here's going to get the junk out of my way.

HylianM012

Still, taking another route feels like admitting defeat...

HylianM012

*sigh* Not sure how much longer I can just wait here... Huh?!

HylianM012

It's clear! And with the road cleared out, I won't have to break my back climbing over that stuff.

HylianM012

You cleaned things up, huh? Well, thanks! That's a big help!

Here's something for your trouble.

HylianM012

Ah...a cool breeze, a clear path, and the sweet taste of convenience.

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