Npc_Hylia_007

Hey, that mask is pretty common, right? Doesn't
really have enough beard for me.

Oh! Sorry, did you need something?

Mornin'. I like to start my day by chatting
with Auntie.

My morning chat with Auntie has become pretty
routine at this point. Catch you later.

Talking to Auntie always brings up memories of
my mother...

Auntie compliments my beard every morning!

As long as there are folks around to see it, you can
bet this beard will be in tip-top shape!

Apparently, the man in the windmill has a pretty
nice beard too. Wish I could see it for myself.

Seems like a really angry guy though... Maybe I'll
just peek in from the door.

The guy relaxing on the roof... Looks like he has a
nice beard too.

Never talked to him, but I always wonder if he's
stuck up there.

This village has been through a lot. Feels like I can
finally take some time to appreciate how far my
beard has come.

To sit, relax, and chat with my fellow bearded
guys... Yeah, that'd be the life.

I guess the elder was afraid of the Sheikah.

But now that he knows the truth, his opinion
has changed.

I spoke to the elder about going back and seeing
what's become of Castle Town.

But my beard is picking up danger, so I reckon
now ain't the time.

Hey there. Let me guess... You can't sleep either?

Finally, peace in the village at last. My beard ain't
been this happy in a long while.

I've got some time on my hands, so I'm searchin'
the village for other bearded fellas.

Just like in Castle Town, the Potion Shop owner is
as conceited as they come.

Go through the back of the Potion Shop,
and you'll eventually find your way to
Granny's Cauldron.

Heard about that unusual store beyond the
Potion Shop?

Apparently, a quirky old woman is selling
mysterious concoctions there.

Think her "ultimate potion" would work on
my beard?

Death Mountain's back to normal! I'm sure the
Gorons must be jumpin' for joy.

One day, I'd like the Goron that works on Death
Mountain's summit to make a beard razor for me.

Hear about the Goron artisan up on the Death
Mountain summit?

I'd go up there and ask him to make me a beard
razor, but my face mane gets frizzy in the heat.

They say the old gravekeeper's ghost roams the
village graveyard.

I'd check the place out myself, but I wouldn't want
my beard to get scared.

Apparently, the old gravekeeper used to give tours
of the graveyard...

Maybe now that he's become a ghost, he's trying
to do something similar.

Ahem. A chill just ran down my beard's spine... Maybe there's
something in the graveyard after all...

Have you heard? They say a ghost appeared in the
village graveyard!

Some think it's the ghost of the gravekeeper who
used to work there, but who can say?

No one's been attacked yet, but I think I'll keep
my distance, just in case.

Ahem! If the well weren't empty, we could have
used some of its water to control the fire...

It makes a man wonder... What's really going on
in the well?

Yeah. The one in the village plaza.

The windmill used to draw groundwater into
the well...

But when the windmill broke seven years ago, the
water stopped coming too.

Demolishing it would take more effort than we
could muster. So best I can do is watch over it.

Way back, the village used the windmill to store
water in the well.

But seven years ago, a nasty storm damaged
the windmill.

If you're curious, talk to the guy in the windmill.

Again, this is the village well.

The guy who lives in the windmill probably knows
more though.

Couldn't hurt to talk to him.

Yes, the well right next to us.

Yeah, that one there.

Yeah. The one I'm always keeping watch over.

You're kidding, right? This well.

Yeah. The one at the center of town.

You're kidding... That well over there.

Ahem! See ya.

Ahem! Ahem!

A monster popped out of the well the other day.
Dreadful business, I'd say...

With the well empty, we had to find water
elsewhere to put the fire out...

Did anyone know about the monster at the
bottom of the well?

Rggh... You mean Ganondorf.

First he takes over Castle Town and throws
it into the hole, now he's trying to destroy
Kakariko Village.

By my beard, I will NEVER forgive him!

I'm about to start watching over the well for
the day.

I'm on my way to guard the well. Would you like
to join?

Good job patrolling. Don't worry yourself about
the well. I've got my eye on it.

Are you on patrol too? Helpful, considering all the
monsters around lately.

I'm going to keep an eye on the well to make sure
no one gets hurt.

Apparently, Auntie used to look after the
carpenters too.

There were fewer buildings back then, and the
well actually worked.

Auntie is as caring as they come.

She looks out for me, and in return, I keep an eye
on the well.

I'm done guarding the well for now. Fatigue is bad
for the beard, you know.

I've been watching the well all day. My shoulders,
back, and beard are all stiff.

Have you heard? Apparently, there wasn't a ghost
in the graveyard after all.

I never really believed it anyway. If you ask me, the
well seems far more suspicious.

My beard is detecting something wicked at the
bottom of the well.

I'll have to stay sharp.

With that fire the other day, we can't be too
careful. I'm headed to keep an eye on the well.

I'm off to watch the well. Wanna tag along?

If everyone is OK, that's all that matters.

My beard did get a little burned though...

Without any water in the well, putting the fire out
took longer than I hoped...

Ahem! That fire was awful... I'm just grateful this
house is still standing.

Ahem! Pretty uneventful day at the well. I'm still
tired from watching it all day though...

Nothing to report about the well. Time to head
home for some beardcare!

My precious beard almost burned to a crisp in
that fire...

And worse yet, now a monster's gone and sprung
outta the well!

Looking for beards.

Hm... Any beard potions?

Nice view, isn't it?

Sorry for the trouble.

I'm grateful.

Did it burn...

How's the well doing?

Appalling, isn't it?

I'm used to it.

Things are calmer now...

You're not hurt, are you?

My beard... The fire...

Nice morning, isn't it?

It's just a rumor.

Ghosts are real...

Nice goggles, son. They're about as nice as
my beard.

Nice mask. Seems like it would cover my beard
though, so I'll pass.

What a strange mask. Doesn't even look like it
would ruffle my beard. Nice!

What a smooth mask. Seems like it would cover
my beard though, so I'll pass.

Impressive ears on that hood. Too bad there's
no beard.

That mask has a beard... Impressive.

Hm? That mask doesn't have a beard, but it's
actually not half bad.

Gah! A Gerudo?!

Oh wait—it's only a mask. Whew! I was so scared,
I almost thought my beard would fall off!

What an elegant mask. It doesn't have a beard
though, so I'll have to pass.

Hmm... A mask of a young boy. It's missing a
beard, so I'll pass.

Hmm. I can't see a beard through that mask... He should think
about growing one...

I wonder if it's true... Beards can't be as dirty as toilets, right?

If ghosts could grow beards, maybe I could make friends
with them...

If my beard burned off, I would just be some guy...

Hm... There's something living in that well, isn't there?
Whatever it is, I hope it has a big ol' beard!

If he's truly strong enough to evade even the
beard beacon...

Ganondorf may be more powerful than we could
have imagined.

That mask is pretty common, isn't it? It doesn't
have enough of a beard for my liking.

Something wrong, son? It ain't polite to stare.

Boy! Did you see it? The black horse running
through town?!

I think it was Ganondorf, the king of thieves,
riding it!

I thought he was loyal to the crown, but he was
chasing Princess Zelda!

It seems I have no choice... I'll have to track his
location with my beard beacon at full power!

Searching for...bearded guys...
Searching for...bearded guys...

What! Cannot be found?!

I'm sorry. My beard beacon can't pick up
Ganondorf's trail.

But more importantly, what was all that?

Where did Ganondorf go? Not even my
beard knows...

I'm sorry... But the beard beacon can't follow
Ganondorf's tracks.

You know, I could probably locate Ganondorf, if
you want.

Alright then! Beard beacon, activate!

Hrrrrm?

Now, that's downright vexin'. It seems my beard
can't pick up Ganondorf's location...

No worries, another time then...

They call me the Bearded Guy of Castle Town!
Ahh... I love my face fur in this morning light.

My beard is actually a beacon of sorts. This baby
can locate other bearded fellas all throughout
the kingdom!

I'm the famous Bearded Guy of Castle Town! My
face mane's pretty cool, huh?

I'm the world-famous Bearded Guy of Castle
Town. Check the shrub, son. Silky, isn't it?

My beard tells me Talon from Lon Lon Ranch is
still making deliveries to the castle.

I think his daughter typically waits for him by the
entrance though.

She's tough, that one. Been hard at work since
early this morning.

It's sweet that they make deliveries as a family.

She's tough as nails, that one. Day or night, she
doesn't stop working till the job's done.

The beard beacon's telling me Talon from Lon Lon
Ranch has gone back to his farm.

His daughter should be there too. She doesn't
have a beard, but...I have a hunch.

According to my beard, Talon from Lon Lon
Ranch has returned to his farm.

I'm assuming his daughter went back with him
too. I hope they made it home safe.

Ever met Talon? He's the owner of Lon Lon Ranch
up the way. I could track his mustache for ya if
you wanna see the beard beacon in action!

Hm. Seems like Talon from Lon Lon Ranch already
went back to the farm.

Seems like the father and daughter from Lon Lon
Ranch are still at Hyrule Castle.

To keep his daughter waiting by the gate for so
long... What could he be up to?

As a fellow man of the whisker, I have to say...
do better.

My beard tells me the father and daughter from
Lon Lon Ranch are still at Hyrule Castle.

According to my beard beacon, Talon from Lon
Lon Ranch is still at Hyrule Castle.

Talon from Lon Lon Ranch is still at Hyrule Castle.

His daughter should be there too.

The little girl from Lon Lon Ranch. She usually
goes to Hyrule Castle with her father, Talon.

She likes to wait for him by the castle gates while
he makes his deliveries.

You two are about the same age. Maybe you
should try talking to her?

What's taking them so long, I wonder.

They've been up there for quite a while...

Got it! Looks like he's somewhere inside
Hyrule Castle.

The ranch owner...

Hrrrm!

Ahem!

Hm?

Good show.

My beard liked that one.

You're good.

Good show.

My beard liked that one.

You're good.

Nice song.

Excellent, like my beard.

Lovely.

Good show.

My beard liked that one.

You're good.

Nice song.

Excellent, like my beard.

Lovely.

What a strange song.

Interesting song.

Haven't heard that one.

Nice song.

Excellent, like my beard.

Lovely.

Good show.

My beard liked that one.

You're good.

Good show.

My beard liked that one.

You're good.

Nice song.

Excellent, like my beard.

Lovely.

Nice song.

Excellent, like my beard.

Lovely.

Lovely goggles, son. They're almost as lovely as
my beard.

Cute mask. But it doesn't have a beard, so I'll pass.

Nice Skull Mask. It'd be even better if you threw a
beard on it.

I like the creepy mask. It would cover my beard,
though, so I'll pass.

Oh! That's some stylish headwear. It doesn't have
a beard though, so I'll pass.

That mask looks pretty warm. Doesn't have nearly
enough beard though.

Cool mask. It doesn't have a beard, so I'll pass.

The woman on your mask is lovely... But she'd
look even better with a beard...

What an elegant mask. It doesn't have a beard,
though, so I'll pass.

I see. That's a mask of a naive young boy. It
doesn't have a beard, so I'll pass.

Hmm. This boy is still young... Perhaps he can't grow a beard
just yet.

I wonder if it's true that beards are about as dirty as toilets...

What's going on?!

Whoa!

Almost got blown away.

Why did that happen...

Ah...I was startled...

That was close...

Phew... You saved me.

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Mysterious song...

Bravo!

You're on a roll!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Nice song...

Bravo!

You're pretty good!

Hey! Watch it!

Stop it!

Put that down!

Waaah!

Gyah!

Eeek!

That's hot!

Hot, hot!

Y-yow!

Ouch!

Whoa!

It's blinding!

Whaaa?!

Hey now!

Gyah!

Eesh!

Brrr!

C-c-cold!

Hey!

Huh?!

Watch it!

Wow... That's one close call... Terrifying!

Look! Even my beard is trembling!

I thought I'd try tracking the demon with my
beard beacon, but...it doesn't have a beard...

It's untraceable!