Npc_Hylia_003

Are you listening to me?

I'm telling you, I saw it...

I know what I saw!

I can't believe I almost got stuck in the hole at the
bottom of the well... How embarrassing...

Don't say that! I would hate to be on fire when
I finally get to meet Princess Zelda!

Well, there's something off about the well... I think
there must be something hidden on the other side
of the tunnel at the bottom...

And now that the monster that lived down there
has flown off, it should be safe to explore!

If I were a bit smaller, I would've been able to
make it all the way to the other side!

I'm telling you...there's definitely something off
about the well. There must be treasure on the
other side of that little tunnel at the bottom!

Are you...serious?!

Not a chance! Leave me alone, you fool!

I just know there's treasure down there
somewhere, hidden at the bottom! Gah!

Ugh... I'm still sore...

Well, I asked the people of the village, and they
said that a while back there was someone named
Dampé who lived at the graveyard.

But he died some time ago now... Which means...

What I saw must have been Dampé's ghost!

I really did see Dampé's ghost!

I'm telling you! I know what I saw!

It was an old man's ghost disappearing into a
glowing grave in the graveyard!

Does it matter what I believe? I KNOW what I saw
in the graveyard...and it was an old man's ghost!

No way am I going back there! I don't want to
relive that terror!

Listen... I'm telling the truth... I actually saw the
ghost of an old man in the graveyard!

I really, truly saw it! You have to believe me!

No way! I don't want to relive that terror!

I'm telling you! I know what I saw!

It was an old man's ghost disappearing into a
glowing grave in the graveyard!

No way am I going back there! Go by yourself!

I'm telling you, I saw a ghost in the graveyard...
And it was the ghost of a scary old man!

I'm telling you, I saw an old man's ghost—and one
look at him scared me half to death myself!

I'm not going back there! Are you kidding me?
There's no way!

No way! Go by yourself!

I'm telling you, I know what I saw! It was too real
to have been a dream!

I'm telling you, I saw an old man's ghost—and one
look at him scared me half to death myself!

Don't laugh! You try going to the graveyard in the
dead of night and see how funny it is!

But I'm telling YOU, I saw an actual ghost! And it
was the ghost of a scary old man!

Just because we didn't see any doesn't mean
there aren't ghosts!

Well, I asked the people of the village, and they
said that a while back there was someone named
Dampé who lived at the graveyard.

But he died some time ago now... Which means...

There haven't been as many reports of ghost
sightings recently. I wonder why...

Exactly! It must have been his ghost!

It's a well that a monster was living in without
anyone knowing... I would be surprised if there
WASN'T treasure somewhere down there!

My goal isn't to make you laugh!

I wonder where Princess Zelda is now...

Ugh... I can still feel the heat of the flames...

That smile is so fake. It couldn't be more obvious...

He may be laughing now, but one day...I WILL
meet Princess Zelda.

Another day of being laughed at... I think my
feelings hurt as much as my bruises now.

Stop it!

Quit laughing!

I almost made it...

I was THIS close...

C'mon! There has to be SOME way for a
commoner to meet Princess Zelda...

I was THIS close to squeezing through that drain
before the guards caught me!

"This close"?! You were so stuck in that drainpipe
that it took a team of guards to haul you out!

You should be grateful! You'd probably still be
trapped in there if it wasn't for them—even if
they did crush your dreams!

If I were still a kid, I'd fit through that drain, but...
now I may never meet Princess Zelda!

Gah! What is it going to take for me to finally
meet Princess Zelda...

If I could've squeezed through that drainpipe,
I just know I would've finally had my chance!

You'll never be able to make it in. You're too big!
You're just going to get stuck in that hole again!

*sigh* Princess Zelda must be so bored being
cooped up in that dreary castle all the time...

If I could just make it inside...I bet she'd enjoy
hearing a few of my jokes!

On the other hand, if Zelda saw you stuck in that
drainpipe, she's probably still laughing about it!

Waah-hahaha!

Cut it out! It's not that funny!

Gah... If I could just make it through that drain...
I would finally be able to meet Princess Zelda!

Have you learned nothing?! You're going to get
yourself stuck again! Hahaha!

C'mon! One more time! I can't get enough of this
story about you getting stuck in the drain!

Whew... My heart is going to pound out of my
chest... I want to forget that ever happened.

Well, if you thought you were talking to someone
and turned to find it was a horse the whole time,
of course you'd be startled! Anyone would be!

H-hey! When I told you about how I fell and got
all bruised up, you said you'd keep it a secret!

Oh, sorry! I thought you just wanted me to keep it
a secret from Princess Zelda...

Not that I'd ever get an opportunity to tell her!

I wish I could calm down, but my heart won't
stop pounding!

Hahaha! That horse is gone! You're safe!

But, uh...shouldn't you be more concerned about
your bruises anyway?

I can feel my heartbeat in my bruises...reminding
me of how I got them—and then my heart beats
faster, making my bruises hurt even more...

Hahaha! Sounds like you really lucked out...
Imagine if the horse actually touched you!

Don't make jokes about my pain!

You're right! I need to heal up in case I meet
Princess Zelda. I wouldn't want her to wonder
why I'm walking funny!

That's not what I meant. Waah-hahaha!

If it weren't for that nightmare horse, I wouldn't
have this giant bruise on my rear end...

Getting away with just a funny story is alright!
It could be much worse! Hahaha!

A bruise isn't so bad, given some of the
alternatives! Hahaha!

What are you talking about now?

The time you got caught trying to sneak into the
castle, only to get a lecture from the guards?

Or the time you fell and busted your hind end
because a horse looked at you sideways?

Hey! That's an exaggeration, and you know it!

I wonder how my bruises are looking... It wasn't a
pretty fall.

Waah-hahaha! Let me see, and I'll tell you!

I don't want you to look! I...just want to make sure
the fall didn't leave a permanent mark!

I overheard some guards whispering earlier...

They were talking about Princess Zelda...

You listened in on Princess Zelda's security?! You'll
get arrested for eavesdropping next!

I-I just happened to overhear!

Stop accusing me of nonsense crimes that
don't exist!

C'mon! One more time, one more time! I can't
get enough of this story!

Tell me this: What could possibly be so funny that
you'd laugh THIS much? What?!

Honestly, I can't even remember why I'm laughing
at this point... Hahaha!

Whoa!

Yikes!

Stop that!

That smile is so fake. It couldn't be more obvious...

A storm!

What's going on?!

Almost got blown away.

Why did that happen...

Ah...I was startled...

That was close...

Phew... You saved me.

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Hey! Watch it!

Stop it!

Put that down!

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Eeek!

That's hot!

Hot, hot!

Y-yow!

Ouch!

Whoa!

It's blinding!

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