Npc_Hylia_002

Wah-hahahahaaa!

Or you dreamed the whole thing up after
listening to some scary stories!

Well then, you should be thankful I was ready with
that bucket of water—and that I dumped it on
you as quick as I did!

Although, honestly, it was my pleasure!

Do your little I'm-on-fire dance one more time!

I wish Princess Zelda was there to see you!

That panicked little dance you did when you
realized your tail end was on fire was priceless!

You got stuck in ANOTHER drainpipe? Have you
learned nothing?! Are you that ridiculous?

Isn't that exactly what happened to you at
Hyrule Castle seven years ago? And didn't
the guards give you a big lecture about it?

The opening is too small for you to fit through!
Do you love getting stuck in holes or something?

You sure are an expert at getting stuck in holes!

So you figured out who the ghost is, then?

Hahahahaaa! There's no way that's true!

I'm telling you, there's no such thing as ghosts!

No way! There is no way you actually saw what
you think you saw!

Do you seriously believe in ghosts?

If that's what you saw, let's go to the graveyard
and see if it's still there! Just lead the way!

Alright, then you'll go to the graveyard with me?
I'm ready whenever you are!

Alright, then let's head to the graveyard already!

There's no such thing as ghosts!

How are you an even bigger scaredy-cat than
when we lived in Castle Town! Wah-hahahaaa!

There's no way you saw an old man's ghost!
There's no such thing as ghosts!

Wah-hahahahaaa! Let's go to the graveyard and
introduce ourselves, then!

Lead the way to the graveyard!

I bet you were half asleep and dreamed the whole
thing up!

No you didn't! There was no ghostly old man!

I'm happy to, as long as you lead the way!

So, explain why we didn't see signs of any ghosts
when we visited the graveyard...

Ghosts don't even exist!

Because ghosts don't exist in the first place!

So you're saying you think you saw Dampé's ghost,
then? Is that it?

You never learn, do you!

What do you want me to do about it? It's not like
I can push you through!

Just remember what happened when you tried to
crawl through that drain seven years ago!

Your life is a comedy, and the jokes just keep on
coming! Thanks for always making me laugh!

If she were here, you could show her your little
I'm-on-fire dance! I'm sure she'd love it!

If only Princess Zelda could've been here to see
your little dance in person!

Wah-hahahahaaa!

It's exhausting wearing this forced smile all the time.

Hahaha! Another good day for laughs!

Waah-hahaha!

Completely ridiculous!

What a fool!

Waah-hahaha!

You're absolutely ridiculous!

Trying to sneak into the castle to meet the
princess—only to get stuck in a drain? Hilarious!

It's not that funny!

Think about how Princess Zelda is always cooped
up in the castle... She must be so bored!

Ugh... If only that drainpipe were just a bit bigger,
I'd be schmoozing it up as we speak!

You only have yourself to blame! No one forced
you into that drainpipe!

And now the castle is probably on high alert!

Which means your dream of meeting Princess
Zelda may just be...a pipe dream!

Hoo-hoo! You've really done it now!

I can't believe you got yourself stuck in a drain
trying to meet the princess!

I bet security is twice as tight too! There's no way
you'll ever get to meet her now! Hahaha!

It's not that funny! She must be so bored being
cooped up in the castle all the time!

I bet you don't even know what you'd do if you
made it through that drainpipe! What if you got
to the other side, and Princess Zelda was there?

I'd...introduce myself? Ask for an autograph?
Maybe tell her a joke?

Yeah? And why would she want to hear one of
your stale jokes, huh? Ridiculous! Hahaha!

Hahaha! C'mon! One more time! Just tell me the
story one more time, and I'll stop teasing you!

I still can't believe you want to meet Princess
Zelda so badly you'd try sneaking into the castle!

I'd have her autograph by now if I could've just fit
through that drainpipe!

I thought I might get caught, but I didn't think
they'd increase security as a result!

Will you? I think you enjoy laughing at the
suffering of others too much to stop...

Suffering of others? What others? You're the only
one ridiculous enough to get stuck in a drainpipe
and discovered by the castle guards!

Pretty embarrassing you didn't notice sooner!
I bet Princess Zelda would agree! Hahaha!

Hey, show me that bruise again! You know the
one—from when you fell on your keister!

I told you, it's not funny!

You'd be on your rear too if you found yourself
suddenly face-to-face with a nightmare horse!

Settle down! That horse is gone. You don't have to
be so on edge anymore! Hahaha!

I would love to settle down, but my heart won't
stop racing!

Ugh... I hope I heal up before I finally meet
Princess Zelda. I don't want to have to explain
why I'm walking funny! It's embarrassing!

Here?! No way!

So you'll show me if we go somewhere else?!
Alright, well, let's go! Lead the way!

That's not what I meant! Leave me alone!

Why would she ask?! Hahaha!

Suffering of others? What others? You're the only
one ridiculous enough to talk to a horse!

How in the world did chit-chatting with a horse
land you on your heinie anyway?!

I don't know! It just did, alright?

How's your keister? Still bruised from your fall?

Hey! I told you not to bring that up!

That nightmare horse... The memory haunts me!
Augh! I feel my wounds again like they're fresh...

Whoa! You make it sound like an old scar from
some legendary battle or something...

But we both know it's nothing nearly that cool!
Don't we? Hahaha!

You sure are acting shifty... It's suspicious!

Keep that up, and the castle guard will run you
right out of town!

Maybe I shouldn't have tried sneaking into the
castle, and I deserved to get thrown out, but...

I haven't done anything worthy of getting myself
chased out of town!

If I were a guard on patrol, I'd arrest you for
suspicious activity!

What are you— Ugh... I'd almost put that
nightmare horse out of my mind, and you
just had to bring it back up!

...The memory alone is haunting! And I was
almost rid of it before you reminded me!

Wh-what?! Can you really be arrested for that?
Stop making things up!

Hahaha! I wish Princess Zelda were here...so she
could see how pathetic you are!

Thanks for being there every day to give me
something to laugh at!

I'm not trying to make you laugh... I don't think
any of this is funny at all!

You're so ridiculous, it's impossible to choose just
one thing to laugh at!

Hahahaha!

It's exhausting wearing this forced smile all the time.

What is this?!

Whoa!

I'm soaked...

That was terrible...

Ah...I was startled...

That was close...

Phew... You saved me.

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Hey! Watch it!

Stop it!

Put that down!

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Eeek!

That's hot!

Hot, hot!

Y-yow!

Ouch!

Whoa!

It's blinding!

Whaaa?!

Hey now!

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Brrr!

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Huh?!

Watch it!