Npc_Gerudo_009
Where to find
- Gerudo FortressAs an adult
Gerudo Fortress
I don't care how impressive you think you are.
I have no interest in speaking with some jester
who would wear something so ridiculous.
I have no interest in speaking with some jester
who would wear something so ridiculous.
What do you want now? Come to flaunt those ice
arrows in my face?
N-nice try, but I already have my own!
I'll have you know that I hold the second-best
time in Gerudo history! Ha...ha...
Or...does he somehow know that I actually only have the
twentieth-best time in Gerudo history?
Or that it took me over 1,000 tries to complete the proving
grounds even once? Or that I treasure my ice arrows the way
someone would treasure their most prized family heirloom?
He's not just talking to me because he knows all that, right?
So you're the rodent that's been scampering
around the fortress...
You must feel pretty good, thinking you've
outsmarted us somehow. Well, hear me, Hylian...
I am an elite warrior who owns the second-best
time ever recorded in the proving grounds!
You'd be wise to remember that when you speak
to me.
Huh?! You actually beat the proving grounds?!
And...you were rewarded with ice arrows?
There's...there's no way! How could this scrawny little Hylian
do something that took ME over 1,000 tries?!
I treat my ice arrows like family heirlooms... But I bet this guy
will shoot his into the sky just to see how high they'll go!
Right... Well... You're pretty good...for a Hylian,
I guess... Ha...ha...
If you've conjured up some fantasy of taking on
the proving grounds, I suggest you bury it with
that Hylian ego of yours.
I hold the second-best time in Gerudo history,
and that's only after 100 failed attempts!
Proving grounds?
Bye.
You're a real scratch in my eye, you know that?
The proving grounds are that way.
But you're not actually thinking of attempting it,
are you?
Seems you have more of a spine than you first
let on.
You have no idea how ridiculous it is to think a
Hylian would conquer the proving grounds.
Trust me, the proving grounds are no place for
someone who can't lift heavy objects.
With your current equipment, you'd be lucky to
make it a few steps inside before fate claims you.
If you choose to enter anyway, just remember
that I warned you.
The proving grounds are filled with wide gaps for
challengers to cross.
You'll find all sorts of trials in the proving grounds,
even ones that require you to traverse deep water.
Lots of underwater areas in the proving grounds.
The proving grounds present one large obstacle
after another.
I'm sorry, are Hylians usually resistant to fire? No?
Then I'm not sure how you plan to survive the
proving grounds.
Unless you're an expert at shooting targets,
I suggest you stay out of the proving grounds.
In truth, it was more like 1,000 failed attempts, but...
Talking again
In truth, it was more like the twentieth-best time, but...
Wearing the Skull Mask
Do we really have to let this guy strut around in such a
ridiculous mask?
Wearing the Mask of Truth
Hmph! Who does this puny Hylian think he is?!
When frightened
After you play Epona's Song
You play well.
After you play Epona's Song
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Epona's Song
What's that instrument?
After you play Bolero of Fire
Quite nice.
After you play Bolero of Fire
What's that instrument?
After you play Bolero of Fire
What's that song?
After you play Minuet of the Forest
How moving...
After you play Minuet of the Forest
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Minuet of the Forest
A song from your home?
After you play Prelude of Light
Never heard that one.
After you play Prelude of Light
Not bad, I guess...
After you play Prelude of Light
I really liked that one.
After you play Saria's Song
Never heard that one.
After you play Saria's Song
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Saria's Song
A song from your home?
After you play Scarecrow Song
Never heard that one...
After you play Scarecrow Song
Not sure I liked it.
After you play Scarecrow Song
A song from your home?
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
Quite nice.
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
I really liked that one.
After you play Requiem of Spirit
This song is familiar...
After you play Requiem of Spirit
My spirit stirs...
After you play Requiem of Spirit
I really liked that one.
After you play Song of Time
Quite nice.
After you play Song of Time
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Song of Time
What's that instrument?
After you play Serenade of Water
Never heard that one.
After you play Serenade of Water
A song from your home?
After you play Serenade of Water
You play well.
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
So...sleepy...
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
You play well.
Hit by an arrow
Go on—try it!
Hit by an arrow
You better not miss!
Hit by an arrow
Think that'd scare me?
Hit by fire
You've lost your mind!
Hit by fire
Put out the flames!
Hit by fire
Behave yourself!
Blinded by light
Why, you!
Blinded by light
You've lost your mind!
Blinded by light
How overconfident!
Startled
Ack!
Startled
Guh!
Startled
It's a fight, then?!
Hit by a sword
You're done!
Hit by a sword
Why, you!
Hit by a sword
Now you've done it!