Npc_Gerudo_016
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- Gerudo FortressAs an adult
Gerudo Fortress
What's up? Ready for more heart-pounding
trivia questions?
I'll play.
I'll pass.
You know how much I love to hear that!
But even my expertise on the mighty Ganondorf
has its limits.
So I don't want to hear any complaints if any of
these questions are repeats, OK?
Now that that's settled...
It's...the Mighty Ganondorf Trivia Trial!
Question ONE!
The mighty Ganondorf is one in a line of men
born to the Gerudo once every how many years?
10 years.
100 years.
1,000 years.
I give up.
You're kidding, right? I get all amped up to play
this game, and THAT'S the best you can do?
This is pretty basic stuff.
Hm... You sure put a damper on my fun. Well,
back to work.
You got it right! Very good!
I suppose if you agreed to play this game with me,
it's no surprise you know that much.
How DARE you quit before you've finished playing
a game with a lady as lovely as me?!
Gutless craven!
Ugh, I got all excited for nothing! What a
complete disappointment.
Looks like playing pretend with that childish
disguise is more up your alley anyway.
I'd like to say I'm surprised, but if you're the mighty
Ganondorf fanboy you seem to be, there's no way
you could miss that one!
And now...
Question TWO!
What color is the mighty Ganondorf's hair?
A glistening black.
Cruel, crisp, and blue.
Fiery crimson.
I give up.
Uh... Ugh...
How'd you come up with THAT nonsense?
Way to put a damper on my fun. Well, back
to work.
Heh... Right you are!
Many consider the mighty Ganondorf's crimson
locks to be emblematic of his fierce ambition!
Either way, it's a good look.
That's correct! You have a knack for this kinda
thing, huh?
Question THREE!
How long is the mighty Ganondorf's dashing hair?
Intimidatingly short.
Medium and wild.
As long as it is heroic.
I give up.
Aha! Stumped you with that one!
Of course any of those options would suit him
perfectly, but I'm honestly shocked you don't
know something as basic as this.
Ugh... Way to put a damper on my fun. Well, back
to work. See ya later.
Hey now! You sure have a lot of inside info on this
guy... That can only mean one thing.
You're a mighty Ganondorf fanboy, aren't you?!
You're right! But that one may have been a little
TOO easy.
Now I understand why our captain deemed you
worthy enough to be here!
I've never met a Hylian so knowledgeable about
the mighty Ganondorf and all the little details that
make him so admirable.
Well, that was a fun distraction from the endless
monotony of pacing these halls... See ya.
I already told you—I'm not handing out rewards.
Everyone here works without pay, and that's how
it's been for as long as I can remember. Just be
proud of yourself and call it a day.
What's the mighty Ganondorf's favorite
gemstone?
Diamond.
Ruby.
Topaz.
I give up.
That's correct! You're surprisingly good at this!
What color are the mighty Ganondorf's eyes?
A dignified gold.
A deep, burning red.
An abyssal onyx black.
I give up.
Whoa! If you've been close enough to the mighty
Ganondorf to see his eyes, then you're not just
smart—you're very courageous!
The mighty Ganondorf is often seen riding his
trusty steed. What is the color of his horse's coat?
A pitch black.
A snowy white.
A deep brown.
I give up.
That's right! We've got a smarty-pants on our
hands, don't we?
A fine response! But enough chitchat.
Heh... That's what I was hoping you'd say. But
enough chitchat!
Huh? What's going on? Are you expecting a prize
or something?
Everyone here works without pay. That's how it's
been for as long as I can remember. As you can
imagine, spare money is hard to come by.
Greed is a bad look on you. Just be proud of
yourself and call it a day.
Oh really? Then don't waste my time!
There's nothing worse than a guy who gets your
hopes up, only to smash them to pieces for no
reason whatsoever.
How DARE you refuse an invitation from a lady as
charming as myself?!
Spineless coward!
Halt, intruder! Drop your weapon!
Talking again
Eh. You know, that whole "capture the intruder"
bit has really played itself out.
Are you here to play my trivia game again?
I'll play.
I'll pass.
Since you're already here, are you interested in
playing a game?
I'll play.
I'll pass.
Talking again
Eh. You know, that whole "capture the intruder"
bit has really played itself out.
But, hold onnn... Since you're here, do you want
to play a game?
I'll play.
I'll pass.
I was only kidding! You can relax.
There's no way an actual intruder could sneak all
the way back here without getting caught.
I was just goofing around. Trying to amuse myself,
you know.
When you walk by
So. Bored.
Wearing the Keaton Mask
Everyone knows that the mighty Ganondorf, THE king of the
Gerudo, is one in a line of men born to our people every
hundred years.
There's no point in playing this game with some poor sap who
can't even answer the easy ones.
Wearing the Zora Mask
He chooses to suffer the shame of retreat over the shame
of ignorance?
The only shame there is in making a mistake is believing that
there's anything shameful about it... He really is a fool.
Wearing the Mask of Truth
Ugh, I got all excited for nothing! There's almost
nothing as disappointing as that.
Looks like playing pretend with childish costumes
is more up your alley anyway.
Wearing the Skull Mask
Everyone knows that the mighty Ganondorf is graced with the
most spectacular crimson locks!
There's no point in playing this game with some poor sap who
can't even answer the easy ones.
Wearing the Mask of Truth
Everyone knows the mighty Ganondorf has long and
majestic locks!
I can't believe he missed that one!
That said, who would be brazen enough to stare too long at
the mighty Ganondorf's silky mane?
It's no surprise this guy didn't know the answer.
Wearing the Mask of Truth
Maybe I should invite Hylians to play more often...
Wearing the Spooky Mask
The mighty Ganondorf does shine brighter than the rest of us,
more so than any gemstone could hope to match.
It's no wonder this guy failed to notice the topazes adorning
our king's glorious forehead.
Wearing the Bunny Hood
Everyone knows that the mighty Ganondorf's golden irises
radiate strength and dignity!
I can't believe he missed that one!
That said, who would be brazen enough to think themselves
worthy to look the mighty Ganondorf in the eye?
It's no surprise this guy didn't know the answer.
Wearing the Goron Mask
Everyone knows the coat on the mighty Ganondorf's trusty
steed is as black as the sky on a moonless night.
I can't believe he missed that one!
That said, who would be brazen enough to stare too long at
anything belonging to the mighty Ganondorf, let alone his
horse? It's no surprise this guy didn't know the answer.
Wearing the Gerudo Mask
Heh... Of course he's too scared to play...
Wearing the Mask of Truth
So you'd rather play pretend with childish
disguises than play a game with me?
At least you saved me the trouble of rescinding
my invitation to someone so immature.
Wearing the Mask of Truth
So you'd rather play pretend with childish masks
than play a game with me?
At least you saved me the trouble of rescinding
my invitation to someone so immature.
When frightened
After you play Epona's Song
You play well.
After you play Epona's Song
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Epona's Song
What's that instrument?
After you play Bolero of Fire
Quite nice.
After you play Bolero of Fire
What's that instrument?
After you play Bolero of Fire
What's that song?
After you play Minuet of the Forest
How moving...
After you play Minuet of the Forest
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Minuet of the Forest
A song from your home?
After you play Prelude of Light
Never heard that one.
After you play Prelude of Light
Not bad, I guess...
After you play Prelude of Light
I really liked that one.
After you play Saria's Song
Never heard that one.
After you play Saria's Song
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Saria's Song
A song from your home?
After you play Scarecrow Song
Never heard that one...
After you play Scarecrow Song
Not sure I liked it.
After you play Scarecrow Song
A song from your home?
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
Quite nice.
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Nocturne of Shadow
I really liked that one.
After you play Requiem of Spirit
This song is familiar...
After you play Requiem of Spirit
My spirit stirs...
After you play Requiem of Spirit
I really liked that one.
After you play Song of Time
Quite nice.
After you play Song of Time
It's catchy, at least...
After you play Song of Time
What's that instrument?
After you play Serenade of Water
Never heard that one.
After you play Serenade of Water
A song from your home?
After you play Serenade of Water
You play well.
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
So...sleepy...
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
Not bad, I guess.
After you play Zelda's Lullaby
You play well.
Hit by an arrow
Go on—try it!
Hit by an arrow
You better not miss!
Hit by an arrow
Think that'd scare me?
Hit by fire
You've lost your mind!
Hit by fire
Put out the flames!
Hit by fire
Behave yourself!
Blinded by light
Why, you!
Blinded by light
You've lost your mind!
Blinded by light
How overconfident!
Startled
Ack!
Startled
Guh!
Startled
It's a fight, then?!
Hit by a sword
You're done!
Hit by a sword
Why, you!
Hit by a sword
Now you've done it!